Sign reads ‘I ate a piece of banana that was still attached to the bunch…peel and all.’
Jordan is not allowed on the couch. She apparently thought she would look like a pillow on the couch and would not be noticed. Sign says “I am not allowed on the couch. I will blend right in and not be noticed. I am not ashamed.”
I humped my foster brothers head……and I let her
I got fixed, licked the stitches until they dissolved, had to go to the vet to get it stapled and get a cone of shame.The most shameful thing is that I have to wear a bandaid because I can still lick the staples.
I enjoy eating stink bugs! (Then watching my hoomans retch and pass out from my gas) 🙂
Otis, the Labrador, tears apart a new down-filled throw pillow. Feather bonanza ensues.
While my husband and I were running errands, our dog decided it would be a good idea to eat some chapstick.
Some random man walked into mine and mommy’s apartment by accident. I didn’t bark until he left and was gone for 30 seconds. Some guard dog I am.
Sorry (not really) mom,
This is Lucy, our five month old pup. Apparently, she can now reach up to the kitchen counter…
Tink is a very sweet puppy who has about 35 different chewy toys she loves to play with. This morning, she decided to chew up her Daddy’s favourite oven mitt while we were still lying in bed because he stopped playing fetch with her.