“While mom was at the gym I ate grandma’s wicker basket”
We left the house for a few hours and when we came home we noticed my step-daughters’ Easter jujubes had all disappeared. I can’t imagine how much was stuck in Bristol’s teeth after that because after eating just one I couldn’t eat any more since they were so soft.
I get embarrassed when my mom & dad yell at me for trying to hump my 12-year-old human sisters friends…
My name is Sadie. I jumped the kennel and ate a MONTH’s worth of HORSE supplements. Hopefully I won’t die.
P.S. She’s fine, just bloated.
I poop on little kids’ sandcastles
Luca is my 8 month old beagle. In a span of a month, he has broken 5 of his Dad’s collars. Recently, he has taken to snipping off his own. Keep In mind that, according to his groomer, there are no other stronger collars in the market. His brand new one lasted only 5 days. He’s in house arrest for now. My wallet weeps from the abuse. I don’t know if I should be mad or be impressed of his “talent”.
Don’t chase rabbits. you get stitches then get posted on this site!!
“I chewed the vacuum cord up for the second time since December…and it’s only Jan 21st.
And I watched her do it… I’m an awesome mother.”
“I pulled Mommy down in the snow and fractured her rib.”
I was walking down a hill in the snow and Eleanor decided to abruptly turn around and at full speed run UP the hill. This caused me to lose my footing and fall down on the retractable leash, fracturing my rib. After I fell, she thought I was playing and jumped on me. When I screamed in agony, she felt bad, I think…
Spreckles, our Italian Greyhound likes to find “treats” on our picnics.