I hide instead of going outside. I hide when I see my medicine bottle. I work really hard at looking pathetic. Does it work?
I am Pee Wee. I am 15. I am blind, but I can find and steal food anywhere.
Murray ate his moms bag of coffee….”she’s a little mad tonight, but she’ll be really mad in the morning when she has no coffee!!”
Wellington hates going to the Vet so he insists on taking his teddy with him, much to the amusement of all the staff!
Dog- My name is Sydney. I just got adopted (and fixed$). To repay my new mommy and daddy I ate the walls. Good thing they love me.
Cat- I told them not to get a dog. -Max
I ate my dad’s $100 bill and my mama’s shoes. I have expensive taste.
She didn’t see it, oh but she’ll smell it.
I dumped out the flour from breading porkchops into the trash. Zoey decided to dig in the trash and got flour and slobber all over her face. Creating a horrible paste.
He chewed my golf shoes, and now he’s got a necklace.
“I’m supposed to sit on the towel when I get on the couch. And I am.” Dignan knows the rule but he always pulls the towel off before he sits down. Technically he IS on the towel, though!