Storm came in from outside with something in her mouth. It didn’t liek what i t was when i pulled it out of her mouth with my bare hand. Wife though it was great.
“I ate all the eggs when my mom went to get the camera.” I was really excited about having fresh eggs from the new chickens but Mulvey was even more excited.
“My house was under attack by a new $700 Roomba. I saved us.”
Clearly a hate crime by a repeat offender. Sigh.
I hadn’t had a stake in a long time. So I purchased a nice T-bone and put it in a marinade. Went outside to turn the grill on and came In to find Kona enjoying my steak
I was SO hungry today I ate a while roll of TP and the holder. Now the TP has no home and mom is annoyed. I’m 11 but going on 11 months
Lulu thinks the whole world is her friend. Even after another dog tried to prove otherwise, leaving her with six stitches, she still tries to make friends with everyone and everything. The sign reads “The whole world is my friend, and 6 stitches can’t convince me otherwise. “
“I destroyed ALL The Things!” -Trigger-
Bodie decided to finish the chips while everyone was gone.
“I am too lazy to jump into the back of the car”
Tucker is 1 year old and uses the technique of playing dead whenever he doesn’t want to do something. Even though he can jump up into the low Prius, he refuses to do it voluntarily and prefers to place his front paws up and then have his rear paws lifted up. When I don’t cooperate he plays dead and poor poodle Scarlett has to wait impatiently while I try to move him from his passive protest position.”
I nip at my Mom & Dad’s behinds when I want to play.