“I couldn’t figure out how to turn the TV on so I ate the instructions.” I came home to find my dog in a mess of paper and the remote. Turns out she ate the TV instructions!
ALECTO’S SIGN: I flare at Mommy when she tries to move the mermaid. It is MINE.
IROH’S SIGN: I hoard food in my bubble nest and then don’t eat it. (I eat my plant instead.)
Alecto is two and a half years old, and Iroh is about six months old. Alecto’s brother, Bluebell (recently deceased), was incredibly possessive when it came to a pink-and-black tape measure I’d keep sitting up next to his tank; much like Alecto won’t let me move the mermaid, Bluebell used to get upset when I’d take the tape measure to use it. Some bettas are greedy little water dragons and love their hoards, even if it means their tanks get messy very fast (Iroh, I’m looking at you).
Mickey loves to eat stink bugs but then his breath smells like cilantro
The six-year old took a dump in the garden and I ate it!
My mom told me “NO!” when I had my nose in the garbage…I stopped looked into her eyes and proceeded ANYWAYS!
I’m NOT sorry! -Sandra
Our Welsh Corgi Buddin got so excited on the boat she broke her Dad’s favorite (expensive) fishing rod into 3 pieces. That’s why we call her Buddin Buddin!
Harriet Honeybee is on the left, and Madeline Marshmallow is on the right. They are explaining why they had to have baths.
Came home to see two very guilty faces. Walked in the kitchen to see garbage all over the floor. Our pitbull mix, Nina and her English bulldog accomplice, Charger, knocked down the garbage and ate whatever they could find in the garbage. Not the first time…
I rolled in poop – look at me now