I climbed on my mom’s desk when she wasn’t looking and ate her fish sandwich. I’m resting comfortably, and totally NOT ashamed. He thought my fish was delish! I turned my back for less than 30 seconds and found Wily on my desk devouring my lunch. We now have had both of our dogs shamed.
“When I am displeased with the humans, I deliberately knock things down the stairs. (timed for maximum damage-bonus if humans are below >:-) )”
Today, Malachai, our bengal cat, was angry that I was ignoring him to write a paper. So, he waited for me to set my husband’s iPad on the stairwell for a moment to make a mad dash across the top of the stairwell, sending the tablet to it’s demise. He nearly took out our roommate’s girlfriend by doing this sort of thing with a textbook while she was coming up the stairs…
Every time Sweetie our 3 year old English bulldog gets her flea meds put on her she pouts for at least an hour. Her sign says I am mad at my mom for putting flea meds on me.
Sam likes to join me while I work around the kitchen, and goes strait to the floor vent next to the kitchen table. Then, she licks to her heart’s content.
Sachi thinks everything is his to chew. If it’s on the floor, it’s his. If it’s on the table, it’s his. If it’s. If it’s chewed, it’s ours. But we love him more than anything!
When the delivery man from the Chinese restaurant arrived, I blasted past Mom in the doorway, leaped off the porch, and ran out, happily, to greet him. He started screaming in Chinese while Dad chased after me.
4 days after being spayed, Osita gains our trust without a cone only to sneak away every chance she gets to nurse her wounds…not anymore.
We are still trying to housetrain Mop, so we bought the carrier for her to sleep in at night. Something small and cozy. Thought she’d love it, not eat it!
When my mom leaves me at home by myself, I find one of her Birkenstocks to eat.
This is Phoebe, a two year old Papillon. She loves to give French kisses and can slip you the tongue even with your lips tightly closed. She will also do the same to your nose.