Poodle took steaks off counter.
I pooped in the doggie water fountain at the dog park.
It was all worth it.
I chewed up the internet cable so she would leave the computer and go play outside with me. And then I found out its raining outside. But now she’s mad and won’t throw fetch balls in the hallway.
My dog Poochie will eat her poop while I’m asleep. She then jumps on the bed and sticks her tongue in my nose. It’s Disgusting!!!
I gave my mom a heart attack when she mistook the stuffing from my bed as explosive diarrhea.
I jerked my mom in the direction of a Great Dane causing her to fall and break her collarbone.
I ran away from school, jumped in a stranger’s car and wouldn’t get out. No more school!
On the walk back to the car from Doggie Day Care I didn’t open the car quick enough so Tex jumped in a stranger’s car because the driver’s door was open. He climbed into the backseat and waited to be driven home.
I jumped out the window of a moving vehicle to chase a squirrel.
Happy Birthday Linda. Your cake was delicious. -Tula