I didn’t like my dog food so I pretended my mouth was in too much pain to eat. It cost my mom a lot of money at the vet. I
My six year old human brother made muffins all by himself for the school bake sale! I ate them.
“I had a party while my parents were at work. I am NOT sorry, it was worth it!”
Midnight munchies, couldn’t figure out the brand new fridge door.
Fenway loves to find special treats in the leaves and bushes during his evening walk. We usually have to put the yummy surprise out of his mouth before we know exactly what it is! Yay!!
My parents have recently installed a baby gate to keep our elderly cat confined to a safe area of the house. My Tibetan Spaniel does not approve of any barrier between him and filling his belly with mushy cat food. Vinnie has spent most of the last 5 visits whining and crying in front of the baby gate, climbing over it, and trying to eat all the cat food before he gets caught.
I ate mom’s couch!
After 5 years I still think dad’s cowboy boots are food… They were delicious… Definitely NOT sorry… <3 Bo
This is Dude. He likes to be comfy and the chair just isn’t comfy enough, but the back rest cushion is! He likes to sit on the top of the cushion and totally ruin its form. The tin foil was supposed to be a deterrent for him getting up there, but it obviously isn’t working. Sign reads, “Tin foil doesn’t scare me … I’m a cushion squishing jerk. Dude”
I fart every time I stretch to look out the window. My mom calls it “dog yoga”.