I accepted treats for being house-trained even though I was leaving tinkles behind the dresser. I am a jerk! — Schatzi She didn’t just accept treats, she accepted hugs and love. She is a jerk. — Mom
Monthly Archives:: March 2013
I had a MAJOR foster fail in January and adopted Einstein, a beagle mix. Every night I try to get him to sleep in my bed, and every night he cries at the door till I put him in his crate. He’s still the perfect dog for me and I love him with all my heart.
I pee’d on all of my new beds so now I have to sleep on this. -Bob
I like to sneeze and burp in my mom’s face and walk away like nothing happened.
I jumped from chair to table and licked the icing off all my dad’s 30th surprise party cupcakes. dad thought I had got a dead animal- mom knew i was too sweet for that- literally.
“My name is Avi and I am a hoarder. It has been 0 days since my last incident.” Avi doesn’t chew on our things, she just likes to gather them.
My brother made a sandwich was gone two minutes peyton and Kiera (her sister who is not pictured) ate an enitre loaf of bread
Our Boston terrier Boomer likes to pile all of his toys in the hallway for us to trip over, including my exercise ball. He is also teaching his younger sister Daphne to do the same! Picture says “I LOVE to pile all of my toys in the hallway so my mom trips over them, including moms exercise ball!! Best part? I taught my little sister to do it too! Yay! Love boomer and daphne”
This is our Southern rescue mutt, Presley. She scared the bejesus out of everyone when she ran merrily off into the woods. She was finally found six hours later, three towns away from where she’d started, wandering around an office park. She was excited to see us but was otherwise completely unrepentant. And she smelled terrible.
I used to jump off the couch when my parents came in the room… I’m too comfy to care anymore