174 Responses to “Caption Contest: Week 2!”

  1. Pucker Up

    They contrast the decor far better white. I’m sorry you couldn’t see that originally……

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  2. Cheryl

    But mom, I was just trying to put my initials on them, just like your pumpkins on the fireplace!

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  3. Cheryl Bendle

    I was able to scare them off before they got to the rest of the pumpkins. Think I deserve a treat.

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  4. Kari F.

    What? I just wanted to help make the pumpkin pie too! Not my fault they were fake…..they looked plenty real to me. Isn’t it the thought that counts?

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  5. JML

    But you always give me pumpkin when my tummy hurts! I figured I should do it since I ate the kids’ Halloween candy…

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  6. Ann Lafrentz

    I wanted to help decorate the pumpkins. My mom was not impressed with the results. I am not ashamed though. Happy Fall Y’all!!!

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  7. Sabrina

    Mom forgot to take the seeds out before toasting them by the fire so I tried to do it for her.

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  8. Laieanna

    How else was I supposed to get your attention that it’s time to change the decor for Christmas?

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  9. Lisa

    Just wanted to prove that those pumpkins were not real. Next is that turkey over there. You’re welcome.

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  10. Michelle

    Mom! Clearly its time to put out the Christmas decorations! Just helping you get started!

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  11. Gertrude

    I just wanted to make sure the cats wouldn’t touch your pumpkins, so I left some saliva on them. And as you can see it works: no cats. What do you mean, we don’t have any cats at all?

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  12. k.

    -Hogwarts has failed me-
    The jugs were empty! Where is the pumpkin juice?
    Please don’t send me back to the muggle world!

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  13. Shannon Davis

    But Mom! They say pumpkin is GOOD for dogs! Apparently that does not apply to artificial ones!

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  14. dr_abc

    Fall Fashion accessories for the discerning dog: Pumpkins! Great decorations and chew toys! Unashamed.

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  15. Cyndi

    Those pumpkins are clearly dog toys. If they weren’t for me, you wouldn’t have left them on the floor, right? …Mom?…Right? …uh oh…

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  16. Lindsay Hayes

    Happy Holidays! (PS-I will be pooping out pieces of Styrofoam pumpkin till Christmas.)

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  17. Rachel

    I was told pumpkin helps with my stomach woes. Evidently, these made it worse 🙁
    Happy Thanksgiving!!

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  18. Ochie D.

    Well hello there…it may take me a while to polish these pumpkins into giant shiny white Christmas ornaments (I am into recycling), so why not do a little photo shoot on the side?

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  19. Craig Ruff

    These are examples of what learned in pumpkin carving class, but I found it hard to pay attention.

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  20. Donna Gium

    Help!! I’m in ‘Pumpkin Prison!’ Get me out of here before the Turkey gobbles me up!!

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  21. Abbie Hickman

    I get jealous when mum spends so much time fussing over these things, so I may have destroyed a couple so she can spend more time loving me instead!

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  22. Erin

    Happy Halloween! Look I eat the pumpkin! Now you don’t need to carve the pumpkins!Oh by the way now you can make pumpkin pie!

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  23. Annie

    I couldn’t wait to grate the pumpkin, then I realized you said ‘Wait for the GREAT pumpkin’…I am so ashamed.

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  24. Leslin

    I carve the pumpkins to help my hoomans, they shame me with the evidence… this is the thanks I get!!

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  25. Emily

    Mom secretly told me to do it so she could go shopping for more decorations … I love my mom!

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  26. Nat Wallace

    Well you tell me how Cinderella turned it into a coach and I’ll tell you where your slippers are!

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  27. Eve

    Imagine my surprise that these were only decorations. Thought they were for us to eat!! Sorry but only cause it didn’t taste very good.

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  28. Shelley Hutchison

    Could I please have some cinnamon and whipped cream? These don’t taste right without them.

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    • Tracy

      I’m not ashamed! I saved you from a seriously horrible pie. (PS: Those were not organic.)

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  29. Hank Worden

    I ate the real turkey, now I have to wear this silly sign and pose with the fake turkey. Oh well, best thanksgiving ever! Woof!!

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