354 Responses to “Caption Contest: Week 3!”

  1. Kathy

    Paybacks for stealing my bone, kiddo! Check the backyard in 24 hours and you can see what Santa left for you!

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  2. Tia

    I thought I smelled a bone, no.. a ball…no, that was not it…. a cat…yep, a cat in there! I guess I was um… wrong.

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  3. Brittany Corfield

    Really? I destroy your news paper every morning and you thought gift wrap was going to stop me?

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  4. Gabriela Guillermo-Garza

    I promised Mom I wouldn’t peek. But then I got a whiff of those treats and I just couldn’t help myself.

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  5. Karissa DuBose

    “Mom put my wrapped doggy treats under the tree and I couldn’t help but open them early” – Love Sadie

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  6. Lisa

    Who are we kidding I’m already on the naughty list, there’s no point acting like an angel now!

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  7. Liz

    “There was army of naughty elves that invaded the room and hid in the boxes. There was only one way to stop them. Yes, a Hero, I know. “

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  8. Carmen O.

    I wanted to let you know that I’m really sorry about that gift, so I watered the tree too.

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  9. Bonnie Nattinger

    You hid it under the tree, I retrieved it…no thanks necessary…I’m a retriever…that’s my job

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  10. Donna DeWeese

    YES MA’M! No problem at all, you can call us at any time. Remember the warning signs: illegible writing, dirty or illegible address, excessive tape, or visible wires should alert you to a problem. Anytime at all, we are here to protect you and to dismantle any suspicious packages before they can cause any harm. Nothing to worry about here, nothing toxic or harmful found. Yes Ma’m, you have a really great day, the canines of the Secret Service are here to serve and protect…no sorry my ID is in the car, but the homemade chewy bones in the package, not a threat. Be safe now!

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  11. Meagan

    You forgot to take the wrapper off of my bone! Don’t worry though, I’ve got it under control!

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  12. Gertrude

    Somebody recycled last years’ hideous wrapping paper. We cannot allow this to happen and we corrected it. No thanks necessary,

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  13. Susan Anthony

    “You know the rules, if it squeaks it’s mine, if it’s food it’s mine, if it’s on the floor it’s mine, if it’s broken it’s yours. Are we clear on this now?.”

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  14. Jolie

    If you even MENTION getting a fake tree again, the rest of the presents will disappear too!

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  15. beanne p

    I tried to rewrap it, so mom would never know but it’s just so hard with all no thumbs and all this fur!

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  16. Martha

    Dear Santa, I really have been good this year. That cat told me to stand here and I would get my picture taken for you. :)) I think I was framed by that cat!!!

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  17. JML

    Whoa! Thanks for the cardboard tube, and for letting me rip up the wrapping! Can I play with it now?

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  18. Katy

    I thought I hid my bone in that one. Must have been the one next to it…I’ll just keep looking.

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  19. Tara

    I figured it was too late to get back on the nice list, so I decided to continue being naughty. Now to find the list that this Santa guy is checking twice………………

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  20. Caroline

    You snooze, you lose. Every time you snooze the alarm, I’m going to open (and eat) one of your presents. Get up and take me for a walk.

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  21. Tricia Nelson

    What? It smelled like bacon and notice there is none left for you to clean up. You are welcome!!

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  22. Michael Hotchkiss

    Hey, Mom, which present needs to be wrapped next? I think i’ve almost got it down!

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  23. Josette

    You’ll never guess what I found under that tree! Here’s a hint: It was delicious!

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  24. Holly Chaille

    Hey, at least MY crap is made in America. #quithangingsignsonme #notjustaprettyface.

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  25. Kim

    You didn’t seem to want to decorate the yard so I thought I’d help by adding a little festive holiday poop. Love, ginger

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  26. Shelley Hutchison

    Barkin’ around the Christmas Tree, Have a Happy Holiday. I just ate your mom’s best gift and I’d do it all again…

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  27. Rhonda Pascual

    Santa was making a list, and I was checking the presents twice…no shame in holiday spirit.

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  28. Mrs Marles

    I only opened this to distract you from the poop present I left in the other room. I’m sneaky. wink wink

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  29. Grace

    I knew it was for me by the smell! You know how I love rawhide bones Shame on me ……. I bet I just get a bag of coal now.

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  30. BJBR

    So, you thought I was done after I removed the decorations from the bottom third of the tree?

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  31. candice

    I don’t know why you didn’t just put my dinner in my bowl but don’t worry I found it.

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  32. Kris

    I am a hunter tried and true; I was taught to retrieve and bring to you! I walked up close and smelled the present and swore I smelled a big old pheasant!!! Sorry?

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  33. Amanda

    Hey Christmas is a long time away when five minutes equals a forever. Who has time for that?

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  34. Fantômette

    I HAVE been a good dog: I didn’t touch the presents as you asked, I played with the wrappers instead. Don’t I deserve a treat?

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  35. Linda Deahl

    You would shame me for protecting you from elf-terrorists? Bah, humbug! (By the way, you can E-mail Grandma that her fruitcake was,indeed, delicious.)

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  36. Mika

    Mike and Sulley were about to steal all of your presents!
    I had no other choice but to destroy them.
    Your welcome :)

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  37. Dania Perez

    “One of the many reasons i stay on Santa’s Naughty List. Sorry, Not Sorry!”

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  38. Laura Lux-Thompson

    I tried to wrap my present to you, but I don’t have thumbs, or scissors, or tape. I love you though.

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  39. Tony

    The shortbread made me do it.
    You haven’t seen the empty plate yet? Nothing – never mind – I didn’t say anything.

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  40. Gwen

    That darn Elf of the Shelf was driving me nuts! Had to tear him (and any non-doggy presents) limb from limb.

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  41. Karissa P.

    What do you mean that one wasn’t for me? It looked just like a bone…. and kinda tasted like one to!

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  42. Kari

    heheh…… I don’t know what happened. I was just sittin here when it just ….exploded. Honest. heheh

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  43. Sharon

    Okay!! I cannot lie. It was me that opened the Present. So what? You going to tell Santa!?!

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  44. Jenny Chu

    Hi, My name is KaNine. I am here to secure the crime scene. Please stand back! We will find out who did this.

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  45. Ellen

    We all know I’m the only one who likes fruit cakes anyhow. I should be on the nice list, not the dog shaming list!

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  46. Patrice

    I’m not upset that it was socks and not the chew toy I asked for. I’m upset because once again the wrapping paper is grey!

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  47. Judith T. Genson

    The only hairy monster in this house is going to be me! (Note the shredded Monster, Inc. box!)

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  48. COMPUTIAC

    What ?
    It was grandma’s fruitcake from 10 years ago, again !
    Were you going to eat it ?

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  49. heather d

    “That’ll teach Santa from sneaking into our house and not having the decency to leave me anything…”

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  50. Alex

    Thank goodness you’re home! Someone tried to steal the Christmas presents but I stopped them.

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  51. Kogia

    I tested it for you! That wrapping paper isn’t dog-proof. You should call someone to get your money back.

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  52. Katie Bay

    Do you think my lack of thumbs is going to keep me from watching my favorite movie, Monsters Inc?

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  53. Brielle Munsch

    “I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Mommy only kisses me. You’ve been warned.”

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  54. Gabrielle Baker

    Fill the house with ripped paper tra la la la la la la la
    Tis the season for doggie mayem tra la la la la la la la
    If it contains food I will find it tra la la la la la la la
    Countersurfing for ham and leaping for turkey tra la la la la la la la
    I’ve done them all and more besides tra la la la la la la la
    You’re not the only one who can enjoy this season tra la la la la la la la
    I’ll make sure that wont happen HA HA HA HA HA HA

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  55. Pamela

    I’m such a happy girl. I work like a dog and you give me presents ! No shame in loving you…

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  56. Ann Geers

    Think of this as, The Unrapture. Get it?
    Okay, I am ashamed of my puns – but that’s all.

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  57. Erin

    My wrapping skills are subpar. My unwrapping skills are excellent though! Merry Christmas!

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  58. breanne paquette

    Some creepy fat guy came and dropped these off, weird i know. So inspected them. they’re safe, your welcome!

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  59. breanne paquette

    Some creepy fat guy came and dropped these off, weird I know. So I inspected them. They’re safe, your welcome!

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  60. Cheryl Comfort

    Someone yelled “Squirrel”…. and I temporally went insane and grabbed at what ever was closest to me thinking all the while I had FINALLY caught that blasted, elusive squirrel…. Thats my story, and I’m sticking to it~

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  61. Raeschel

    What? I thought that”DO NOT OPEN TIL CHRISTMAS” was more of a suggestion and not as much a command…

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  62. Jen A

    Was that one double wrapped? I couldn’t eat all of the evidence before you came home.

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  63. Jennifer

    I was too excited to wait for Christmas!!! Whew, I feel better now! Hmm..it WAS my present, right?!?

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  64. Gabrielle Baker

    Jimmy Kimel said I could open a xmas present early. I just couldn’t wait any longer..

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  65. Lisa Moore

    People keep talking about this Grinch who stole Christmas.. Ha!! I see no stinkin Grinch.. Besides if he was real, that Grinch ain’t got nuthin on me..

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  66. Elizabeth Michelle Lent

    The monsters made me do it. They told me to ignore the “do not open until xmas” tag, and to ignore the tag with my human’s name on it…. But the ornament looks pretty on the tree doesn’t it.

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