245 Responses to “Caption contest: Week 5!”

  1. Carrie Schulman

    “Four calling birds; three French hens; two turtle doves; and a partridge in a pear tree.”
    “Where are all these birds he keeps singing about???”

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  2. Audra Cook

    “Just smile, it will pay off, I promise”………”How humiliating, there better be something good under the tree for us”

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  3. Jessica

    “Its beginning to look a lot like CHRISTMASSSS!!…”

    “Why couldn’t I have been Jewish!”

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  4. Kpupfly

    “Over hills we go, laughing all the way!…”
    “Do you see me laughing? I’m not laughing. I am not amused with these antlers”

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  5. Bea Iparraguirre

    This is enough, we cant put up with this any more.. what can we do??
    just relax and keep smiling at the camera.. we will eat the whole xmas cake tonight while they are asleep, sweet revenge ¡¡

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  6. Ela

    Left: I’m a reindeer, a reindeer, a reindeer *lalalalala*!
    Right: Forget it, he’s just an idiot!

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  7. Gabriela Guillermo-Garza

    Left: They’re fashionable, man! Just look at me, I’m rockin’ ‘em!
    Right: Nah dude…. nah.

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  8. Hassie

    Doggie on left says “Oh, yea ~Mama! I’ll do anything for a treat ~ I’m a happy doggie! Doggie on right says ~ “I’ll have my cookie right now so I can get out of this getup you fool!!

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  9. Jenna Parker

    I can’t let my creative juices flow. I’m so distracted by the dead mouse in the corner?! here it goes:
    “Hey! What do you call Santa Claus’ dog?” “Santa Paws”

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  10. Danielle Borrayo.

    L- Did I get the part of Rudolph this year? I’ve really been practicing! R- he wants me to be his stunt double!

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  11. Megan

    “I’m going to pull Santa’s sleigh!!!”
    “I’m going to poop on everything you love.”

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  12. Cat

    - “Haha, they put antlers on your head. ”
    - “Dude, have you looked in the mirror lately?”

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  13. AJ

    LEFT: “I want treats for Christmas! And toys that squeak! And…and…belly rubs!”
    RIGHT: “I just want my dignity back.”

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  14. bobbie Grumbling

    L – I LOVE CHRISTMAS! FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
    R – I DON’T HAVE TO WEAR THESE UNTIL CHRISTMAS DO I? (I’m SOOOO glad we’re NOT related!)

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  15. Julia

    Dog on left : I unwrapped all the presents under the tree.
    Dog on right : I probably helped.

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  16. Tracy

    Left: I’m ready to go Santa! Woof Woof!
    Right: I feel like Ralphie in his pink bunny pj’s *sigh*

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  17. Becky Bertuzzi

    Dog on the the left: You excited to see me Clark?
    Dog on the right: Oh, Eddie… If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am now.

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  18. diane

    Left: I love them! I must have been on the nice list
    Right: I hate them! I must have been on the naughty list.

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  19. Teresa

    Left Reindeer Dog: They say that Rudolph had a very shiny nose, and if you ever saw it
    you would even say it glows.

    Right Reindeer Dog: Dude, we are much cooler, look what we can do with our eyes…

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  20. Kristin H

    Smiling dog on Left- “This party is awesome!!!”
    Dog on right- “Go home Buddy, you’re drunk”

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  21. Danielle Howell

    Smiling dog – “I love please my human by wearing these reindeer ears!”
    Other dog – “I better not see this picture on the internet anywhere.”

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  22. Sharon Skogen

    Dog #1: I unwrapped all the presents under the tree.
    Dog#2: …and I pooped on them!

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  23. Chris Griffin

    “I love this time of year, the parties, the food, the presents”
    “Kids pulling on my ears, people stepping on my tail…”

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  24. Sher

    Left dog: “I bet the sooner we act happy and borderline crazy, the sooner our humans will stop making us pretend we’re reindeer!” Right dog: “No no no, we need to act scared and pathetic to make this nonsense stop.”

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  25. Beckie Schilling

    Left: Dasher and Dancer at your service!
    Right: …it’s going to be a long night

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  26. Stephane Hubert

    L: Is there a treat coming? Is there? Is there????
    R; When he sees the “treat” you left, under his feet, we’re sleeping outside, treat-less!!

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  27. Jaime S.

    Dog on left: This is my punishment for drinking all of the egg nog.
    Dog on right: He’s a brat. All he left me was the fruitcake.

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  28. Marta

    “Cookies, you say? Never hear of it. Don’t know where they would have walked off to.”
    “I’ll never tell”

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  29. Jaime S.

    Dog on left: “Dashing through the snow…”
    Dog on right: “Oh no! He’s caroling again! His singing hurts my antlers.”

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  30. Cara

    Dog on left: “OH MY GOD IT’S SANTA! I KNOW HIM!”
    Dog on right: Dude, I’m just here to eat reindeer poop.

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  31. Lindsey K

    Left: “FLEAS NAVIDAD!”
    Right: “Please tell me that’s a festive pun and not a statement of your condition.”

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  32. Deb Gleason

    “Eggnog, why yes, that IS my natural prey in the wild. I’ve been known to stalk herds of wild eggnogs across the open plains!” “I’m too ashamed to admit, but I think there is a mouse hiding under my tail!”

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  33. Pam

    See we’ve been good all year, nothing but good shame

    Yah no coal for us, you think they forgot about me marking the tree?

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  34. Annie

    Left: I had to take off my red nose so bright…
    Right: Now we can play in the reindeer games!

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  35. Ochie D

    Left: “A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar..”
    Right: “oh dear lord, here we are with the corny bar jokes again..”

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  36. Lisa

    Dog on the left: “At least I can laugh at myself!”
    Dog on the right: “I feel like a total dork.”

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  37. Bett

    L: this time I’ll be Rudolph , you be Olive
    R: why do I always have to be Olive the other reindeer ?

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  38. Charity

    L: we look so good!
    R: seriously??? Have u seen yourself???
    Mom better not be putting this on FB!

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  39. Courtney

    Left: “Hahaha we’re reinDOGS!”
    Right: “You know this means we have to pull the sleigh, right?”

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  40. Beth

    L-(singing) “I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas!!”

    R-”I wanted a Puppy for Christmas last year; this year I asked for Reindeer EARPLUGS”

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  41. susan bren

    jingle bell bat man smells robin laid an egg
    no your the on that smells and ate the robin so he cant lay eggs.

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  42. Jill

    Right: “Why do they have to do this to us EVERY year??? It is soooo humiliating!!!”
    Left: “Just humor the stupid humans. It’ll all be over in a minute and they’ll go to bed. We’ll get our revenge by peeing on the Christmas tree and eating several ornaments…just like we did last year after the ugly sweater incident”.

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  43. Gretchen

    Mom brought us to see Santa, I was so excited!
    I was so scared I pooped on Santa’s lap.

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  44. Hannah Van Pelt

    “O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree…”

    “…Thou art my new favorite potty!”

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  45. Alissa

    Left: “Do you think they’re falling for it??” Right: “Yeah man, keep looking cute n crazy with those antlers so they don’t notice the dead mouse behind me.”

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  46. Bett

    L:I love the way your people celebrate the holidays
    R: just wait till you see what we have to wear at Easter

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  47. Bonnie Nattinger

    Left – I’m a reindeer? Yeah! I’m a reindeer…a really good lookinig reindeer!
    Right – I’m too old for this crap

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  48. Gigi

    (L) I think this is FINALLY the year we’re off Santa’s Naughty List!!!
    (R) Well…Um…define “naughty”.

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  49. Ann brackett

    R- if I lean this way I get Santa’s radar
    L- if I lean this way I get Norad radar….and what’ s with this spy mouse?

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  50. D. B. Barry

    Left: He’s hiding the cat’s mouse. He’s hiding the cat’s mouse.
    Right: Shut up, or I’ll tell the cat it was you.

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  51. Jules

    Left- “I’m dressed like my sister! :)
    Right – “I’m dressed like my sister. :(

    (This picture instantly reminded me of shots of my older sister and me. I was always thrilled to be dressed alike, she always looked like she wanted to kill someone.)

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  52. Michelle

    R – “OMG its Santa, I know him!!!!!”
    L – “Wait until he finds out you ate his cookies…”

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  53. Mike

    “WOW, I LOOK GREAT IN THESE ANTLERS! DON’T I LOOK GREAT?! DON’T I?!?!”?

    “Get me out of here.”

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  54. Dana

    “Yay! Santa made us his reindeer! Yippee! Woohoo! Yahoo!”
    “I’m surrounded by idiots”

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  55. Laura Lux-Thompson

    “I’m a Reindeer!!!!!! WOOHOO!”
    “Laughing at my ennui, I see, I should be shaming you! I do not find this amusing, puny humans…”

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  56. Ochie D

    Left: we may or may not have committed a crime. Right: hush, I’m trying to hide it behind my tail!

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  57. Betsy

    Dog on Left – I ate tinsel off the tree and pooped silver for days.
    Dog on Right – I watched and did nothing.

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  58. Rachael

    “These are the greatest things ever! Look I’m a reindog!
    “Get these things off of me…”

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  59. Sam

    Dog on Left “I ate Reindeer poop!”
    Dog on Right “I ate Santa’s glasses. NOT sorry!”

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  60. Lynn Ginaven

    Left: “Do these look better with our ears sticking out?…….”
    Right: “….Or with our ears tucked in?”

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  61. Donna Clayton Walter

    Dog on Left: “Hey, I’ve got the Christmas spirit!”
    Dog on Right: “This does not flatter the shape of my nose.”

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  62. j.

    L: Jingle BAMM!
    R: He sees me when I’m sleeping, he knows that I’m awake… Oh No! I’m pretty sure I’m supposed to be sleeping right now…

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    • Karen

      left- “I am the cutest look at me mom! I should get all the presents!”
      right – “He can have them! I look ridiculous!”

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  63. Kathleen Pierre

    “I left Santa a surprise at the bottom of the chimney!” “He’s going to get us on the naughty list…”

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  64. Meagan

    “I want to be Rudolph! Can I be Rudolph???” “I’m not going anywhere if HE is leading the pack, we’ll end up chasing our tails for hours.”

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  65. Trudy Stramel

    happy dog: Rudolph, Rudolph, I call Rudolph! Can I have a red nose? serious dog: butt kisser!

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  66. Alissa

    L: “You’re lucky I look great in these antlers”
    R: “I’m lucky we’re not related”.

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  67. Kory Iarrusso

    left dog: “I pooped under the tree!” Right Dog “I don’t want coal for Christmas, I swear it wasn’t me!”

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  68. Jay

    Dog on left: I told him —.> wearing these antlers meant it was okay to pee on the tree.

    Dog on right: I believed him.

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  69. Candy

    Teehee my bro has to wear reindeer antlers!
    Poor dumdum doesn’t know he has them on too…

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  70. April gocha

    (Dog right) “I dropped a Yule log under the Christmas tree!”
    (Dog left) “I thought it tasted more like fruitcake.”

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  71. Alicia Biscoe

    Left: Look! Our human has the camera! Say Reindeer! Right: human got run over by a reindeer, remember that

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  72. Erin E

    “Every dog deserves a home for Christmas”
    “Adopt a furry family member this holiday season”

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  73. Lynne Wetmore

    Happy dog: OMG I’m a reindeer! This is my Christmas dream come true!
    Embarrassed dog: This is my nightmare before Christmas.

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  74. Donna Clayton Walter

    Dog on the left: “C’mon! Let’s sing! Fleas Navidog, Fleas Navidog…”
    Dog on the right: “Bah, humbug.”

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  75. Melissa G

    Dog 1: Ready for takeoff Santa!
    Dog 2: Do I tell him, or watch him try to fly? AKA Dive head first into a snowbank.

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  76. Gail

    L: Thanks for my new grill Santa!…
    R: Thinks he’s cool with those new teeth – humpf…

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  77. Amanda

    L: Yay! Santa! R: Keep taking pictures. Each click is another ornament “missing” from the tree.

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  78. Talli

    Left – ‘Tis the season to be doggy …. (that’s your cue)
    Right – ….fa la la la la la la la la

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  79. Emily

    Dog on the right: I hate these antlers.
    Dog on the left: I know he/she hates these antlers. That’s why I ask Mom to put them on us every year!

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  80. Karen

    L: I’ve been good all year!
    R: I’ve been naughty all year, if you know what I mean. Tee-hee.

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  81. Laura Lux-Thompson

    “I’ve got antlers! I haven’t been this happy since I was spayed!”
    “Really, dealing with him isn’t enough? I have to wear antlers too?”

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  82. Jenny

    “Will these make me fly like Santa’s reindeer?” “Let’s go on the roof and find out.”

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  83. Helen Swanson

    “We didn’t let Rudolph join in our reindeer games!!”
    “Now Santa’s lost! Merry Christmas!”

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  84. Ric Perdue

    Left: “Hmm.. Fat, red intruder – no treats!!! Not liking his chances…”
    Right: “….Are those crumbs in his beard??? YUUUMMMMMMY!!!”

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  85. Megan

    Doggy on left: “Look at me, Mom, I’m a reindeer!”
    Doggy on right: “Where’s the treat you promised me for putting these on?”

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  86. lawyergirl06

    “You know we are just going to eat these in an hour right?” “Shhhh let her have her moment.”

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  87. Mark

    “I love dressing up for Holidays! Christmas is my favorite” “I loathe you and all the traditions you hold dear”

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  88. Christine King

    Dog on left- “They brought the potty inside! Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!”

    Dog on right- “He was adopted, obviously.”

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  89. Jadeline

    “Dear Santa Paws, this year I want a new ball and a bunny and a collar and, and, and… lots of other stuff too!!”

    “Don’t tell him Santa Paws isn’t real”

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  90. Keith and Charity

    Left: Smile for the camera Rudolph or we won’t let you play any of the reindeer games.
    Right: Well that figures.

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  91. Ashley Service

    Santa’s B Team- L: “Rudolf ain’t got nothin on us!” R- “You signed us up to do WHAT?!”

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  92. Ursula

    Dog on left: “YIPEE!!!!! It’s Christmas!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!
    Dog on right: “I am peeing on your pillow when you leave.”

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  93. Bruno

    “Santa told me to do it and now I’m on the good list!!”

    “It was me…and I would do it again…”

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  94. D.Jo

    Dog on left: Santa wouldn’t let us pull his sleigh tonight
    Dog on right: We are so ashamed

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  95. D.Azoul

    Left Dog We will do anything to win Dog Shaming books for our parents…
    Right Dog Even wear these silly reindeer antlers!

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  96. my 4 dogs♡

    Left dog ” I just barked at nothing and woke the house up”.
    Right dog “There’s a mouse behind me…isn’t there? “.

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  97. Lynne Wetmore

    Left dog: “Reindeer antlers! Just what I’ve always wanted! I could sing for joy!”
    Right dog: “Yeah, me too…. Owner got run over by a reindeer…”

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  98. Elizabeth

    Left: “Merry Christmas! I brought you a live mouse!”
    Right: “What’s touching me…?

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  99. Kristin

    Left: I ate one of the lightbulbs from the tree. Can you tell? Huh? Am I glowing? Huh?
    Right: Well, you’re certainly not one of the brightest bulbs in the bunch…

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  100. Mari

    Dog on the left: “I brought a mouse inside for the christmas dinner!”

    Dog on the right: “It’s looking at me, isn’t it?”

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  101. Sarah Wheeler

    Doggie on the left “Wooohoooo I cant wait for Santipaws to bring me my pressies”
    Doggie in the right “OH Cr#p I haven’t got him anything”

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  102. lisa harrison

    Left: We are reindeer, not cats. Right: Yeah that’s the story, we are reindeer not cats!

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