My name is Drake and I am almost eleven years old. I have never done anything truly naughty before in my life. My humans always say I am the perfect gentleman. Well, I know I am getting up there in years, and when my humans loaded the groceries into the back of the van and I noticed the take-and-bake pizza, I decided there might not be many more opportunities quite this perfect in my lifetime. I used my ninja skills to sneak into the very back of the van, pull back the plastic, and silently eat the whole pizza. It was so tasty! My humans didn’t even suspect a thing until they went to unload the groceries at home.