“My mommy left her heel on the floor. That’ll teach her to never leave me.”
I left my black heels on the floor after getting back from a night out, during which we had to put the dog in his crate for a little longer than usual. I woke up in the middle of the night to the sound of chomping, and saw immediately that he had chomped all the black off the heel of the shoe. I can only assume that he thinks this will keep me home next time.