I noticed that Howie (half dachshund, half poodle) was oddly quiet — never a good sign — so I went to investigate and found him destroying my earphones. Last week he ate my FitBit. We have three dogs and absolutely no shortage of chew toys, but he goes out of his way (literally treating the house like an obstacle course to jump on counters, tables, etc) to find electronics and chew them up.
Sign Reads: These are all the chew toys I have in a 5 ft radius at the moment. But, I decided to chew on these.