“I like to escape from my yard and ride school buses home”! Hi, my name is Binkie. I weigh 4.5 pounds. This means I can walk right under any fence known to man. “You build it, I’ll breach it”, that’s my motto. I decided to wait until my mommy turned her back for a second, so I could leave the yard and get picked up down the street by the nice lady driving the school bus. I mean, why walk home when you can ride a bus for free, right?!