I can sleep anywhere on the bed, but I choose Mom’s pillow. With my butt in her face. I HAVE NO SHAME.
Ain’t no Shame, Puggies, do Your Thang
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Paws’ture Pedic Puggle
Our dog Winnie can’t be trusted with any type of bed!
It’s a Pug-Knock Life for me
He hasn’t eaten a non-dog toy in two years. But apparently this sneaky boy thought I got the antenna ball for him.
“I stole a Mickey Mouse antenna ball out of my Mom’s suitcase and ate an ear!! (It was a gift for my mom’s friend). Yummy!! Bruno”
The Pug With the Mug
My name is Benito, I want all my mommy’s attention to myself so I peed on her laptop. Now my mommy is still paying for a laptop she no longer has.
What’cha thinking about? Oh nothing, just pug stuff…
Ruthie stares at you trying to get into your lap by acting pathetic and trying to use her missing front leg to get more attention than her brother!! No shame at all!!
Bah Hum Pug
Daddy said I shouldn’t poop on Mommy’s diploma. (She went to Auburn)
Pug-uum cleaner
Our pug likes to nibble on Golden Retriever poo when his Mommy is not looking!
14 ways to prove pugs are actually just toddlers
1. They love arts and crafts.
2. They do things that are so disgusting we can’t even tell our closest friends about.
3. They don’t listen. AT ALL. EVER.
4. They think they’re responsible enough to have their own pet.
5. They have no concept of money, yet strangely, only destroy expensive things.
6. The poop, oh god, the poop.
7. Anything is a choking hazard, if they try hard enough.
8. Sleeping in past 7am is a thing of the past.
9. Holidays will never be complete without a trip to the emergency room.
10. You’re the bad cop, grandma is the good cop (with candy in her purse).
11. Everything goes in their mouths.
12. You’ll never eat in peace again.
13. You’ll forever be covered in some kind of sticky, snotty fluid.
14. They’re not great around new people.
Benji the Pug Hates Science
“I chewed up my mommy’s goggles.” Sorry not sorry.
#Benjithepug doesn’t like it when his mommy needs to study for lab because he doesn’t get any love, so he decided to chew up and take apart her goggles to make a statement instead.
The gargantuan pugwich
I unzipped a backpack and ate half of a “gargantuan” sub sandwich.
