I was in bed and my dog decided to wake me up by punching me in the face with her nails. I am on blood thinners, so now I have a black eye.
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I ate a sock, threw it up, then ate it again. Several times.
Maude and Cybil.
I AM NOT A CAT!
This is not the first thing Saint Mary has shredded all over my bedroom carpet.
I’m Princess Leia. I figured out how to open the drawer in the bedside table with my bare paws! I found exciting things, like Mommy’s lipgloss. A princess must keep her lips and teeth glossy. I am not sorry, because it was yummy!
“I got up on the table and ate 75% of the homemade cookies that were supposed to go to daycare tomorrow. I PRETTY MUCH SUCK.” -Bear
I pretend I’m deaf when my mom calls me but I can hear a cheese wrapper 3 rooms away.
Hope you enjoyed a morning filled with cats! We know the internet is filled with them!
Grissom just can’t help himself when he smells food in your bag.
‘I stole apple sauce and tore this book’
His eyes are full of shame.