in the past 12 months I have eaten: knickers (6 pair), boxer shorts (2 pair), tank top (1), metal crate (1), plastic kennel (1), wood door frame (1), towels (2), dog bed (1), air mattress (1), carpet, and uncountable quantities of toilet paper, kleenex, and paper towels. AND I AM HUNGRY FOR MORE! In fact, if mom looks away, I will probably eat this sign. Oh look … is that Elvis? Over there … ? -Calvin.
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The irony of dogs not having opposable thumbs is clearly lost on this pooch!
I love going for jogs so much, I squeel and whine at the top of my lungs for the first 2 blocks that everyone stops and stares. I’m like a police car siren! – Love Kady
Everytime I pick her up after molting she scares me!
Ed. Note: OUR FIRST HERMIT CRAB SHAMING! AMAZING.
The irony is my human is a corrections officer.
Of course the discontinued shoes I like the best!
I ate Bubba’s fake tooth.
I like to eat grass in the backyard then come inside and throw up on mommy and daddy’s bed. – Stimpy
I ate Christmas lights and a star fish.