I pried open the pantry and took the food colouring and chewed it up on the couch and bed while mom and dad slept.
Liam decided to taste-test the cord on the brand new steamer. He’s lucky that he is irresistibly adorable.
I climb this tree to escape over the back fence. Today I got stuck. I am SpiderDog
My fiancé and I left to go to the spa and when we came home I found my notebook on Sally’s bed! I opened it up and the 5 pages of our wedding guest’s addresses were GONE! There was evidence all over the couch and on her bed!
After his morning run followed by breakfast, Frankie broke into the laundry while I was in the shower and helped himself to his big brother’s bag of food – about 4kg worth! A trip to the emergency vet and an overnight stay in hospital turned it into a very expensive meal.
I rolled in poop and then head-butted my mom when she tried to dry me after my subsequent bath.
PS. she had just bathed me less than 48 hours ago.
PPS. I may have also eaten the poop as my breath stinks!
I go in the shower, turn around & close the door, then I can’t get out. Skittles
My Mum’s not going to be a very good small animal vet…
Because my farts make her heave!!!
Lucy and Linus snack on goose poop …so they had to get expensive vaccinations to protect them nasty bugs that might be in their favorite outdoor snack.
Only believe half of what you read in the newspaper.