I’m Sam, and I like to bring my squeaky toy into my family’s bedrooms while they are sleeping. Sometimes they find it in their beds in the morning. Other times the squeaking wakes them up and they put it up high where I can’t reach it. As of yet, they’ve never initiated a game of fetch in the wee hours, but I’ll keep trying.
I bolted out the door on Halloween and scared a little girl in a princess costume.
I’m Max and I like to eat dirty diapers and nursing pads.
Fred is always ripping the drain spout off. Finally ripped it in half!!
“I’ve been asleep in this position for over 9 hours. I might be dead.”
Lucky is an old dog. He sleeps a lot. Sometimes I poke him to make sure he’s not just sleeping.
I chewed on a wire and now my family has no internet.
2 year old Kallie, decided she wanted to redecorate the living room one day while I was at work…
I ate my Mum’s Sprinkles Vanilla Peppermint Cupcake. Yummy!
I ate a jelly fish at the beach today. I cost my human parents £171 in vets bills. Both humans are hungover and had to watch me throw up jelly fish slime.
Garbage Gut Molly Strikes Again