Sawyer doesn’t appreciate all the money I spend on him, so he decided to attack my chequebook.
“I peed under the dining table while mommy was eating dinner so now I’m in time-out. XOXO Kirby”
Kirby is normally a very well behaved dog (he passed his CGC and advanced training), but sometimes he decides to be a brat and has to go in time-out.
My fiancé and I went inside Red Brick oven to order some pizza. As I turned back to check on Jax, I could see the silhouette of the dreaded arched back of poop!! I knew what was happening and ran to the car as fast as I could. It was too late. I spent 30 minutes cleaning it out as much as I could after running into Publix for some powerful cleaners! Lesson of the day: When your pup isn’t feeling well, he will go anywhere.
Here’s Sadie again, our Dachsund-mix rescue… totally destroyed my headband into five pieces while I took a 10-minute shower. Sneaky Sadie!
This is the third time our rescue, a Dachshund-mix, has chewed on either my running watch or my husband’s… but the only time I have caught her red-handed. She had that watch looped right around her little wrist. Oh well; we love you anyway, Sadie.
Want to know what Sadie did next? Stay tuned!
Oskar loves scouting for stale, rotting food scraps in the gutters and along the sidewalks in our neighborhood. He learned the “drop it” command but once he realized “drop it” meant he didn’t get to keep it… he started swallowing the found snacks whole before I can fish them out of his mouth.
Kryptonite? Fear me! Greta the miniature Schnauzer aka “The Fatal Fräulein” defeats Superman in a single bite.
Moe ate a gift for a child. He has no shame. I think he was mad he wasn’t getting a gift too.
Key Lime Pie the bulldog loves to eat poop.
I eat daddy’s girlfriend’s underwear while they’re sleeping.
He also eats dirty socks.