6 year old pug steals slippers all the time, and never gets caught. Never UGG slippers just PUG slippers.
Both my dogs.. Cinnamon (dachshund) and Fred(Multi Racial) Being shamed over a frozen dead squirrel.
“I have issues respecting people’s boundaries.” This dog is the reason the pool fence company has to puts an asterisk next to their ad, “Pet Proof Fencing*”. *not 100% pet proof. She continually eats through the fence to try and swim.
While I walked away to rotate laundry, Leslie decided to take off her poopy diaper. Rosie took the opportunity to lick someone else’s butt for a change of pace. Saved me from having to wipe it off of Leslie’s backside.
I ate a full size bath towel which cost $747 to have removed.
6 month old great dane puppy “Ardy” managed to eat an entire bath towel. Oh, the life of a great dane owner.
Chase aka “King of the Cone” had a toe amputated for biopsy in November. After letting it heal thoroughly for over a month he has decided to lick it to the point of almost reopening the wound. After a $281 bill at the vets for steroid and antibiotic shots he’s now been back in the “Cone of Shame” at some point everyday.
Maximus found my stress ball, abandoned his ball, and decided to go to work on it. Found him and the ball in my office; he usually plays in the living room but for some reason decided to go upstairs and tear it up.
I peed Mom and Dad’s bed.
Bathed dog sprayed by skunk goes outside and rolls in stink again
Dear Mom, I know you like designer shoes, so I made you some “Jimmy Chews”. Love, Redford XOXO
After retiring from the racetrack, my sweet greyhound has taken up a second career as a shoe designer – sigh.