My name is Olaf. I hate frozen figurines. I have eaten Elsa, snacked Hans’ hands, and used Anna’s feet to floss my teeth. Sven, Olaf, and Kristoff have been saved from my mouth but don’t worry. I will get them. I will.
I’m Toby. I think I’m a 10lb lap-dog. I am not. I am an 85lb not-lap-dog. You’re welcome.
Gordy will knock over the trash to find any trace of human food. Like a giant batch of stale scones.
“Whenever I hear someone say ‘Here Kitty Kitty’ I’m always the first one there.” Every. Single. Time.
“I chewed a bunch of fur off my butt when my sitter was staying w/ us & now I’m itchy AND in the cone of SHAME.”
Winn always over indulges in water no matter how much or how little water there is in his bowl. He’s my Derp and although I’d love my carpet to be nicer I’d never trade him for the world!!
To be fair, Blizzard seems to really enjoy getting humped.
JayZ is an Australian Cattle Dog mix with a real prey drive – he had no fear of the skunk this morning, and then Dad let him in the vehicle before realizing he got sprayed!
My Mommy was gone and my Daddy fell asleep. This is (was) my Mommy’s FAVORITE mixer. The cord looked SO soft and chewy that I just HAD to eat it. (She needed to spend less time baking and more time with me, anyway!)
I’m a (SUPER CUTE
“I like to inappropriately flash people my ‘lipstick’ at parties.” – Rambo
It’s really awkward.