Harley stole my box of “always” pads!
I ate this box. And the box inside this box. And the solar charger inside the box inside this box. I am a solar powered puppy.
When I poop in the house, I bark at it so Mom picks it up.
“I ate two double cheeseburgers and a large fry off the kitchen table, and I am very sorry…but they were great!” -Bailey
I am afraid of boxes and garbage bags. I pee on the floor when either gets too close. Cassie
Elvis Pretzel (on the right) has outgrown the chewing and tearing up phase, but with the recent addition of puppy Tiny Dancer to the family, he’s up to his old shenanigans again. Instigators, these two, and partners in crime! They ripped up today’s WSJ, which we hadn’t even gotten the chance to read yet! So rude!
He ate every single turd…
Mellie was mad that my husband travels so much for work…so she pooped in his suitcase. Since it was a checked bag, he only discovered her ‘gift’ after two long days of international flights. She had no shame!
“I beat physics! I pooped on the curtain!”
I’d pulled up all my rugs hoping she’d choose her pee pad over the hardwood floor. I didn’t anticipate this.
Our dog Dash stole the stuffed seal from my daughter that her boyfriend gave her and ate his nose