My lurcher pup trumps whenever he goes down the stairs. He’s not fussed if someone happens to be walking behind him.
“I found out I was not included in my Mom and Dad’s vacation to Turkey and Greece next month, so I ate Dad’s passport. Next time, do what’s right and these ‘accidents’ won’t happen! Love, Addie”
Karl is a sweetheart. Karl was also 10lbs overweight when we got him from the rescue. Karl is now on a strict diet to get him into shape. Lacking treats, Karl has at tendency to find his own any way he can. ANY… WAY… HE… CAN…
Scout gets so upset when he’s locked out of the bathroom he chews on the wall…
Three vet trips in one week. Need I say more?
I ran onto the field during the softball game to say hi to my dad while he was pitching. I am not ashamed. In fact, I tried it again in the 6th inning, but Mom stopped me.
(or as Grandpa calls me, “Red Devil”)
I chewed my uncle Aaron’s manicure set. You should be happy I didn’t cut myself.
Oakley: “I ate the corned beef my dad made for St. Patrick’s Day. Now my tummy hurts a little…” (sorry, but not sorry.)
Scout: “I was asleep in the other room and can’t believe I missed it.”
My mom left me home while she went to work, so I ate her hairbrush.
When I sleep I get so relaxed I fart. I smell so bad I made my little human throw up all over her bed. They are silent but violent.