I threw up in 11 places in the house, including once on the couch
I slipped out the door as my human was leaving for work, and nearly gave him a heart attack. After a playful 2-block game of chase (traumatic spree of panic), I was finally caught while stopping to poo.
Jigs loves playing fetch with her stick. Mama’s throw got a little off balance and her stick landed in our sewage pond! The sign says, “I chose not to listen to my mom and went after my stick that had landed in our sewage pond.”
eww. gross. right? This all happened on my lunch break! Had to hurry and bathe her then bathe myself all in an hour!
Super powers. That’s how.
Gucci is looking for love in all the wrong places!
I keep going to the litter box for snacks. My breath smells like cat poop!
I adopted my dog 2 months ago, and I thought he was completely potty trained until he dropped his toy under the bed. Then I found the mine field he had been creating…
Sometimes I draw the line at banana peels.
Editor’s note: While banana peels aren’t toxic, they could cause intestinal blockage if swallowed whole. Banana peels are very fibrous and difficult to digest.
I went under the bed and totally chewed the nose piece and head strap off of my daddy’s CPAP machine. The only way my daddy sleeps without snoring is by wearing this mask. Now neither my mommy nor my daddy will be able to sleep. But I’ll sleep just fine burrowed under the covers-and that’s all that matters!
My dog really did eat passports and three twenty dollar bills.
Wanna see proof? Check out our facebook page!
Milo thinks the dishwasher is a cafeteria of old food! He has no shame in jumping up there and eating all the scraps! He is not ashamed!