Sun Tzu’s Art of War Has Been Defeated
What can I say, he just thinks his beds are chew toys.
I ate the 10 remaining donuts while my mom was sleeping.
I binge drink my water and then throw it up on the floor…. every time!
The dogshaming term for this is the “Water Yarf”!!
I let my littler sister sleep in my bed because I’m too chicken to make her get out of it. Abby never gets her bed to herself, although Sage has a perfectly fine bed in her room.
Amy is our fantastic part-terrier rescue that adopted us 3 years ago. She is an absolute treat and rarely does anything that warrants a shaming…..until today.
Sign: While my humans were out for only 45 minutes this morning, I snatched a thawing turkey breast on the counter. I ate what I wanted and then left the rest of the carcass on the baby’s play mat. I just wanted to share…….
Sorry, I’m not sorry
This was the 3rd pair this week!!
After a hard day mom decided to try and “relax” with a nice glass of red wine in the couch…I decided playing would help her relax more!!
Mad at Mom for locking us in the bathroom (with water)…because we wouldn’t stop barking at the guests.
This is my dog, Bandit. I walked in the bedroom yesterday to find him biting open brand new condom packages to eat the condoms inside. He’d already eaten one & was working on the other when I found him.