….and then he insists on trying to lick your hands, your face, your feet, the couch, the other dogs….
After her hellish puppy years, where her dear human entertained the idea of sending her back to the rescue (not really…empty threats), Penny has become a model dog. Loyal, obedient, and loving, Penny even knows tons of tricks. She doesn’t really doesn’t understand why her dear human would punish her for nothing by ordering her a custom straightjacket (fleece-dog coat with detachable snood) from Etsy. She is afraid to move in it. Even a single paw.
Calvin ate my blue wedding shoes
my two chihuahuas ate a hole in my couch…..and they aren’t even sorry!!
Don’t let her size fool you, she is still a puppy, and her favourite snack is paper. Yes, this dog really did eat homework.
I scoot across the carpet in front of company. People point and snicker. I can’t help it…it itches!
I left our foster dog Carter out of his crate alone for the first time and found these two like this.
I could tell that Sunny was up to no good as she was being way too quiet, and then I looked to see her shredding one of my brand new, expensive leather gloves!
“My name is Hank & I think it’s funny to take my mom’s panties outside for the neighbors’ to find!”
Nothing says “awkward” like finding your 70-something male neighbor at your door, holding a pair of your lacy panties! Don’t let Hank’s big, sad eyes fool you. He’s not sorry. In fact, he did it for the second time this week this morning! Thankfully, my boyfriend found them this time instead of my elderly neighbors!
Isabella and Jack got a little hungry.