Left my one year old dog Chloe home alone with her older brother Xavier. She felt that we were never coming back and ate the door while brother stood and watched.
“I stole my mom’s grilled cheese sandwich right out of her hand because I’m fast and I wanted it! Signed: Kessler Margaret.”
Darn, I was really looking forward to my lunch too……shame on you, Kessie!
“After an emergency trip to the vets, I thanked mom by eating her night guard.” – Oliver.
“I helped” – Isabelle.
I tore Barbie’s head off and ate her hair. I didn’t like the way she was looking at me. Baxter
Milo, the 2 year old poodle, has many dog shaming qualities, but being bullied by a tiny puppy really did take the cake.
I broke the coffee table.
Barley is ball-obsessed and got a little too rambunctious while playing. He isn’t sorry at all, and I’m still not sure how I’m going to fix it!
I make mommy and daddy wait “endlessly” at the base of the stairs. It takes me 5 minutes to descend, as I like to pleasure myself on each and every step.
Karma the golden doodle can’t resist homemade carrot cake.
My name is Sam and chewed up dads favorite pillow he travels with.
Wilbur was found hiding under a blanket in his dog crate with a straight tail! Pug plea of guilt !