“I’m helping put in new sprinklers.”
“Why sleep in a bed when I have this chair…” Bella’s grandpa gave her a very nice bed, but she refuses to sleep in it.
Doggie solution to missing his mom
Noises outside of my control freak me out. I broke the new ceramic water bowl when the bug guy was here…Chewed up the wooden blinds to assert my dominance to the gentleman who cleans the pool…Ripped the curtain rod OUT OF THE WALL to show the landscaper I’m the boss of the house. This is my newest offering to the list.
I am the Destroyer of Mom’s nice things.
I ripped my own poop bag open while misbehaving at the park, now I am covered in it. Bath time…
P.s. Mom needed a bath too.
We are starting to leave Stella out of her kennel when we are gone for short periods. We were gone for 30 minutes and came home to poop tracks all over the living room…
Stella is usually a very good girl!
I ate a jar of Vaseline and pooped it out all over the carpet while dad was at a NYE Party.
“I rang in the new year by peeing on my friend’s couch.”
My friend and her husband invited Newton and I over this year for New Year’s Eve. Everything was going fine until out of nowhere, Newton jumped on the couch, looked at me, and peed. Newton’s New Year resolution? Show a little more class when visiting other people’s homes.
“I eat cat poop”
As you can see, Mickey has cat litter all over his nose and he’s drooling. I can’t turn my back for a second.
I like peeing on the doormat as i don’t like people coming over.