Martie, my 3-year old Springer Spaniel, rolled in something very dead today. 2 baths and an container of baking soda later, she still smells.
I eat mom’s pink markers!
Mommy had to replace her nieces school shoes. Turns out when company is visiting they shouldn’t leave their shoes laying around.
“I humped my dog bed…in front of the kids.”
Roxy, our 3 year old pit mix, LOVES our daughters toys. She stole our daughter’s favorite rubber turtle and ate it! Shame!!
It took a few attempts to realize a slice or two of bacon have been missing from her parents’ plate while sitting out of the microwave waiting to cool off. She was finally caught!
I played with my dog brother’s poop in the snow. Then I tried to eat it. -Titus
“I STEAL SHOES!” and when it’s not cold outside, I bury them in the garden, dig them back up, and bring them inside full of dirt. Lots of love, Eve
Gomer poops on your weak attempt to regulate where she poops.
I pooped in the hallway, ran into the neighbors apartment, ate their dogs food, and peed in their kitchen.
It was yummy. I’d do it again.