I ate the Chanuka brisket ( all 2 lbs) while my parents were on a Santa fun run.

seriously mom!?

Tipitiwitchit (Tipi for short) seems to think that the laundry will run away if she doesn’t lay on top of it while I try to fold everything.

I just got this new bed, TODAY. This is why I can never have nice things.

I am too hyper to be ashamed right now. While my parents were out for dinner, I helped myself to a bag of artificial sweetener–paper and all! When they got home, I was bouncing off the walls, and I could barely sit still for my Dogshaming photo! <3 Riley Note from the ASPCA website: “Sweeteners such as sucralose (Splenda), aspartame (NutraSweet) and saccharin (Sweet N’ Low) are not known to cause problems in dogs or other pets, as the sweetener xylitol has been shown to do.” (Source: )

Mojo vs UPS man. UPS man won

Tazz thinks the Christmas tree is his personal toy holder! Not only does he stash toys in it, he also takes ornaments “mistaking” them for his toys.

Welcome home mom! I had a super fun day! What’s for dinner? Love, Chipper

I never really liked the UPS man anyway. He rings the doorbell and runs away. So when I had the chance to grab his cookies from the counter I did. And I’d do it again (everytime).

“I have an open-door policy. I clawed this antique one until it opened. You’re welcome.” – Lou Lou is a rescue dog who did this on her first day alone in the house. All doors have remained open ever since.