My name is Thor and I throw deadly power farts.
I pooped on Texas.
“I harassed a skunk” says Milo, who doesn’t seem to be ashamed of his skunk stank. This is bath number 2 (of 3).
“I Bark and Growl When Mommy and Daddy Hug.. Then Mommy Picks Me Up..” (PS: I do not like it when I don’t get enough attention!) Love, Buttons
This seemingly innocent tennis ball causes these two sweet dogs to become absolute idiots when it is snuck into the house.
And that wasn’t even the first one she ravaged. I’m on my THIRD!
Image courtesy of our friends over at tastefully offensive!
My parents’ dog Olive is notorious for her bad table manners. Their dining room chairs have to be pushed in all the way or else this little thief jumps on the table and eats everything. Apparently someone forgot to push in their chair on Mother’s Day because we found Olive on the table snacking on the butter that had been left there.
Oh yeah, and one time she hopped on the table and peed on it in front of everyone. Good thing she’s cute.
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Sage devoured an entire loaf of white bread from off the kitchen counter. I didn’t even notice until my wife asked where it was, and we found a perfectly intact length of plastic wrap on the floor, dotted with crumbs. She wasn’t ashamed, but at least she was tidy…
Mia at 2years old still eats everything