I came home to find my lovely yellow lab grabbed my FIRST positive pregnancy test off of the bathroom counter and chewed it into pieces. He was pretty proud of himself, and made it clear he wants to be an only child.
“I refuse to play with my toys and prefer to dig up Mom’s shag carpet when she’s not home.”
There’s now a bald spot in the carpeting. A rather noteworthy one at that. Despite my best efforts to conceal and protect the offending area, Lucy continues to attack the most vulnerable portion of the rug. Her stuffed squirrel, however, remains unscathed…a mere witness to the crime.
“I throw my bibs on the ground….”
“And I poop on them.”
Our 1 year old hates to wear a bib at any meal so she throws them in the ground and our shih tzu poops on the, :/
My name is Olaf. I hate frozen figurines. I have eaten Elsa, snacked Hans’ hands, and used Anna’s feet to floss my teeth. Sven, Olaf, and Kristoff have been saved from my mouth but don’t worry. I will get them. I will.
I’m Toby. I think I’m a 10lb lap-dog. I am not. I am an 85lb not-lap-dog. You’re welcome.
Gordy will knock over the trash to find any trace of human food. Like a giant batch of stale scones.
“Whenever I hear someone say ‘Here Kitty Kitty’ I’m always the first one there.” Every. Single. Time.
“I chewed a bunch of fur off my butt when my sitter was staying w/ us & now I’m itchy AND in the cone of SHAME.”
Winn always over indulges in water no matter how much or how little water there is in his bowl. He’s my Derp and although I’d love my carpet to be nicer I’d never trade him for the world!!
To be fair, Blizzard seems to really enjoy getting humped.