I managed to open the lazy Susan & eat a whole loaf of bread, 4 burger buns, beef jerky & some meat sticks all while wearing this cone on my head!
Too many donuts
Teddy farted so many times I had to leave the room numerous times.
I pulled Mom into a parked car, breaking one of her ribs. In my defense, the cat I was chasing started it. — Darmit
P.S. Happy New Year, Mom!
“I’m helping put in new sprinklers.”
“Why sleep in a bed when I have this chair…” Bella’s grandpa gave her a very nice bed, but she refuses to sleep in it.
Doggie solution to missing his mom
Noises outside of my control freak me out. I broke the new ceramic water bowl when the bug guy was here…Chewed up the wooden blinds to assert my dominance to the gentleman who cleans the pool…Ripped the curtain rod OUT OF THE WALL to show the landscaper I’m the boss of the house. This is my newest offering to the list.
I am the Destroyer of Mom’s nice things.
I ripped my own poop bag open while misbehaving at the park, now I am covered in it. Bath time…
P.s. Mom needed a bath too.
We are starting to leave Stella out of her kennel when we are gone for short periods. We were gone for 30 minutes and came home to poop tracks all over the living room…
Stella is usually a very good girl!