Today, I ate three socks and half of a rug while Dad slept. I peed on the stairs when Mom got home. (Dad won’t be so lucky.)
He very much enjoyed it.
My name is Mya. I ate my stitches, and my mom and dad had to take me to the emergency vet before a 5 hour trip in the car. We checked into our hotel at 3:00 am and I get to wear this cool cone everyday.
Mom used the “N” word (Neuter) so I peed on her favorite chair.
Now I have surgery scheduled tomorrow.
I AM sorry.
… I am the brother
I like to eat entire boxes of Girl Scout Cookies.
I just ate my roommate’s cheeseburger…and the bag it came in.
This was a first edition book, and absolutely the last time Freddie is left inside alone when we go out!
“i added a little pizzaz to your rug…ur welcome. love. OLY”
Oly is a 6 month old rescue German Shepherd mix who LOVES to eat. He must of been real hungry. But his puppy eyes will melt the coldest hearts!!
Riley has developed quite the sweet tooth in his older age. It all started when Tums started disappearing off of his dad’s night stand a few months ago. Now he has a taste for the sugar and just can’t fight it! We had a cake sitting on the kitchen island for a few days, covered. Something must have happened where he caught a whiff because we returned home and the cake had been licked as far as that tongue would go. He could not reach to bite so he licked an entire quarter of the cake in the time we were gone. He was very embarrassed and whined a lot when we took his picture.