I vomited on the kitchen floor, and my mom slipped on it and fell while holding a scalding hot pan. The floor now has a burn mark.
Daddy didn’t let me in the house fast enough so I ate the window screens. I’m not sorry.
Maximus does not like to be outside. Apparently, he did not like the new solar window screens because he could not see in the house. So, he tore them down. As you can see in the photo, Max has also chewed the door frame and slobbered all over the window.
After a bath Roxie decided she couldn’t smell herself anymore. So she waited until it was dark outside and charged out after a skunk. She got there so fast she was very close and got sprayed in the mouth and face instead of her whole body. She thinks she is now a professional and is seeking employment as a skunk exterminator. Need help? Call 1-800-Roxie-Skunk-inator.
I’m Millie, when I was sent to the yard because I ate soiled baby tissues. I escaped and tried to make it the 3 blocks to Grandmas house where I assume Grandma will give me all the soiled tissues I desire. Sadly, my Dad, in his underwear, caught me before I got run over by a car.
I have now progressed to eating tissues fresh out of the box.
If Tucker was human, he’d be that spoiled rich kid who has everything and appreciates nothing. I came home from yoga to find the laces of my runners completely destroyed. It’s not like I don’t take him for walks or anything by the way he acts. Sheesh! Now I have to walk the trail in flip flops until I can replace the laces!
Penny hiding under the bed after being caught in the act.
Love him xxx
Brothers Teddy and Wendell take care of business
Getting ready for school for my rescue boxer banyan. It’s for dogs with some issues. She’s from the streets of LA & ended up in a high kill shelter! Now she’s living large & getting some better manners. She has two Rhodesian ridgeback brothers & we love her!!!
I ate a dollar.