Bought my son a brand new baseball helmet. Didn’t even take it out of the Modell’s bag yet. Came home from work and her entire face was inside the helmet eating it from the inside.
Ginger: “I ate this hoodie”.
Cappy: “I watched”.
…I promise it won’t happen again.
I made Mummy get up at 4AM to change the battery on the smoke detector because I was scared of the beeping.
Cleanliness is next to Godliness. So, I ate a whole bar of soap. Cash, the golden furry child shown above decided that his mom’s soap tastes pretty good! The nagging thirst that followed was not as pleasant.
Happy April Fools everyone! As it is a tradition here on dogshaming, we love to shame things that aren’t dogs on April 1st!! We’ll be back to our regularly scheduled programming tomorrow. I hope everyone had a good laugh at our inanimate objects being shamed!
I wait until 2am when you get up to pee and then, from the darkness, squeak “Hi! I’m Henry! Let’s go to the airport!” also, I probably steal souls.
I went on a 4,000 mile road trip without incident. I died going to the grocery store.
[picture of a carefully framed map of Skyrim from the video game Skyrim]
I get to live above the fireplace because I’m “cool”.
I put this shoe rack together one afternoon, and the second I put shoes on it it collapsed. A+ racking!