The pet hotel won’t let me stay anymore because they say i’m too big! But, my parents say i’m just a little puppy. I’m sorry I’m so big.
Dagger, our Blue Lacy, has recently become an only dog in our family. Things on the counters have started to disappear when we leave now. We must have a food burglar that keeps breaking in and not setting off our house alarm. The dozen cookies that were left cooling somehow were eaten.
She looks like a little rat, doesn’t she?
All I wanted to do was say hello to the cute little skunk =(
“What?! It’s not deflated. I just let enough air out so it comfortably fits in my mouth. It doesn’t alter the functionality of the football. I have no other statements….or emails. I accidentally deleted them. – Dog”
Bailey decided to hide the organic free-range eggs all over the house. He is only sorry he was caught before he got to eat them
I survived 5 minutes without my mom so I uncorked a bottle of Dom. I’m still sober.
I just ate soap to cancel out the cat turds I usually eat.
– A Guilty Dog
If your mouth opens, her tongue is going in! It’s seriously the most annoying thing ever. However, we love her so we deal with it.
Burglars tried to break into our house while we were there.
Wisley didn’t stir from her bed. Later when the police came around to investigate she barked her head off and wouldn’t let them into the house.
Good job we didn’t get her as a guard dog!