I tackled and bit a deer. (I’m not sorry, I’m proud.)
I poop on the floor to be spiteful. When mommy doesn’t take me with her when she leaves…she always has a present awaiting her when she gets back!
Jax is a rescue pup we recently adopted. He loves to decorate and “remodel” our home and furniture. He destroys his doggie beds and plush toys every time they are replaced. Silly boy.
Oh, that said Do NOT Eat?! My bad.
Quasar eats mom’s underwear, and Nova taught him how.
I like to eat Mommy’s shower puff so she has to buy a new one about once a week.
“When I think no one is watching, I like to go in the bathroom and blow bubbles in the toilet.”
Sorry the word “when” is obfuscated by Dakota’s maw. She also thinks paper is a delicacy, but that’s a Dog Shame for another submission.
One dog is trouble, the other is anxious!
My name is Potato and I KNOW I’m not allowed to go under the deck. This is also not my first time getting stuck there.
I called 9-1-1 and Dad was fined $50.