I’m Lola, I found my mommy new pair of flats and ate one of them, along with her eyeglasses and my uncle sunglasses. I’m a shoe eating jerk.
I brought mouthfuls of dirt into the house.
I am not sorry,
Mom has a migraine, so I helped her out by cleaning the litter box. -Ben the helper pug
We played tug of war with mom’s bra
I’m pressuring my parents to have a baby… I found this on a walk and snuck it into the house!
“I spent the night with the neighbours, I didn’t tell my mom. She cried for 3 hours. No shame!”
My 11 year old pug some how got out of our locked yard last night, our neighbours picked her up and dropped her off this morning. I got up at 7 am looking for her and had an anxiety attack. She was fine, and casually ate half of my father’s egg sandwich when she returned home.
“I pooped on a public campground road with no poop bags.” Bennie pooped on a quick walk to he dumpsters and dad got left with a little pile of poo in the middle of the road while mom dashed back to the camper for a bag. Bennie was pleased with himself while dad was embarrassed and turned red!!
12 year old dogs that still like to do a bit of mischief on a Saturday afternoon when the gate is left open.
Juicy eats everything but her dog food!
Sam and Guinness cannot be trusted home alone, clearly.