I only weigh 7 pounds…but my breath could stop a freight train!
Came home to both my Basset hounds “wearing” feminine hygiene products. They must’ve mistaken them for something to eat!
My co-workers tear up everything!
“I eat fruit flavoured Chapstick so my burps smell like strawberries”
Vegas hides cat poo around the house….we were blaming the poor cats until we caught her!
I think the 2 yr olds potty chair is my snack bowl.
Took our dogs out for a potty break and Zoe, the one on the right decided she needed to be directly under Nuke, the one on the left, when he had to pee. Neither one moved when we tried to stop the chaos. So we decided they deserved to be shamed. We love our pets!
Our Coonhound Buford hates to be left alone. This is the effects of a few mistakes made on the part of my husband. These mistakes are listed below.
First mistake: waking up late and rushing to get ready for church
Second mistake: Not looking harder for the pins to secure the dog’s crate door
Third mistake: Using nail clippers to try to secure the crate
Final mistake: Not confirming door was secure
Result: dog escaped, locked himself in the bathroom then chewed his way out.
Does he look sorry?
I eat whole sticks of butter. My crowning achievement is an entire tub of butter from Costco.
I made the mistake of leaving my temporary tooth appliance where our dog could reach it. She turned it into a tasty snack & didn’t even leave any money under my pillow!