He ate every single turd…
Mellie was mad that my husband travels so much for work…so she pooped in his suitcase. Since it was a checked bag, he only discovered her ‘gift’ after two long days of international flights. She had no shame!
“I beat physics! I pooped on the curtain!”
I’d pulled up all my rugs hoping she’d choose her pee pad over the hardwood floor. I didn’t anticipate this.
Our dog Dash stole the stuffed seal from my daughter that her boyfriend gave her and ate his nose
It is not OK to eat the couch.
I ate 6 sausages mummy and daddy were going to have for their dinner.
This is not the first time I’ve done this.
I shredded 15 rolls of toilet paper. Yep….15. (Mina’s mama notes: I’m pretty sure she merely shredded the paper & actually ate very little, if any.)
Charge: Premeditated murder of a glittery purple spider.
Evidence: Sparkle poops.
Verdict: Guilty as charged.
I pooped on the top of the stove. SO not sorry. Tigger
So this happened today. In Tigger’s defense, he’s an old, very sweet, guy (17 years!) and has a wee problem with “cling-ons”, so the piece o’ poo probably fell off rather than put there by Tig.
Charlie gets his feelings hurt whenever his people have the nerve to leave him home alone. He expresses his irritation by opening the dishwasher, taking out dirty silverware and scattering it all over the house. He prefers spoons (greatest surface area for licking) but will go for forks and whisks too. Mysteriously, silverware has been found on windowsills.
When he gets in trouble he just makes cute faces (aka his regular face). Silly noodle.