Benny the Cocker/Retriever mix blames the pillow for starting the fight
After working all day with kids at school, I like that I can finally use the bathroom without securing the door. Right? WRONG!! Every time I see a little wet nose pushing the door open as he makes himself comfortable like he is at a matinee.
We went to a park to meet our wedding photographer and thought Darwin would enjoy it. He thanked us in the car ride home by barking at two old ladies who were trying to enjoy a walk, startling them right out of their jumpsuits.
Barley & Chessy ate an entire box of cheez-its with little damage to the box or wrapper. Not a crumb to be found. Very proud of their clean up!
“I tried to hump the vacuum and I broke it. (I’m not sorry.)”
Kooper used to bark and bite at the vacuum cleaner when I would use it, he seemed convinced that it was an evil monster that was trying to attack me. It seems that lately the two have put aside their differences.
I caught a lizard & brought it inside while it was still alive & set it free. My owner then had to spend 20 minutes moving furniture searching for it. It was worth it!!
“I ATE 3 BIG STEAKS OFF THE DINING ROOM TABLE WHEN MY HUNGRY FAMILY WASN’T LOOKING. I KNEW IT WAS WRONG AND I DID IT ANYWAY.” Finn can’t help himself, he will scavenge any food left within reach as soon as your back is turned. We had salad.
I pood on a coiled extension cord. Actually it was diarrhea. And while my mom cleaned all 50 feet of it, I ripped down the shower curtain and peed on it.
Reggie has to lick everything no matter what it is!
We have never purchased a tennis ball for Dutch. Ever. However, he has tennis balls stashed all over our yard and garage. No matter how many cool toys we buy for him, the dirty tennis balls will always be his favourite!