MAX:TISSUE!!! HAVE to destroy it!
“I ate the kid’s foam number puzzle and now I’m pooping out numbers like the lottery!”
All numbers have been recovered and she is fine….won’t be playing with that puzzle again.
My dog ate my homework.
My name is chico and I have never chewed up anything in the house. My owners started this diet and only gives me a cup of food all day. Well, can you tell I wanted more.
“Even though my cataracts are bad (I’m about 90% blind) I still wag my tail every time Mommy walks into the room!
Now throw my ball! <3 – Gaelin”
Ronnie was unsure of his new baby brother. Click through to see how it turned out!
“I like to eat my own poo and bring it inside to share with Mum and Dad” Sherlock the Beagle
“I threw up by my mommy while she was taking a nap and licked her face with my puke breath while she cleaned it up.” – Britney the Boxador
George has a bad habit of greeting people at the door with a whack in the crotch with his large and quite solid cranium. Today he dropped the repairman to his knees.
I incessantly bark at nothing because my owner love the sound of my bark!