Barney the scavenger
I “accidentally” peed on my Dad’s face in the middle of the night while camping.
Love, the Whiz Kid
Chico is a bit frustrated so he decided to pee on them instead…
“my name is Delilah and I don’t listen!”
Maggie went through the trash tonight while her mommy was at work and decided she would gleefully eat an old ear of corn. She may seem ashamed but provided the opportunity she will unashamedly do it again.
“I found out Victoria’s Secret… Love, Brindy”
The doorbell rang and my owner went to see who was there. Dachshunds love tea. Everybody knows that.
You can’t turn your back for a second.
Romeo is not happy for new moms to-be (though he is ashamed). Or maybe he’s just not into baby showers…
Look, I found your underwear… that I’d hidden. Clyde loves to sneak into our bedroom and steal underwear and socks – she’s obsessed!