Fergus likes a nice roll in fresh chicken poop. Sometimes he even eats it.
Sasha LOVES to dig holes under the fence and run away, you know just to check if it is greener on the other side.
A double lock crate doesn’t stop Evie from pawing the locks loose and breaking free and eating all the disgusting food in the kitchen trash bin. When I got home she had a look in her face that read, “Mom I took care of dinner!”
I eat cat poo and they try to French kiss everyone.
My name is Quinn and I pooped in Joe’s truck and walked in it. My daddy had the truck detailed.
Our beagle, Joey, attacked a new, unopened bottle of Clorox that I had just set on the floor. He didn’t get a single drop on him, but the entire gallon spilled down the stairs. Thanks to Joey we now have pink spotted carpet.
I like to BARK (loudly) at my Mom when she is on important business calls. Then she waves her hands around at me. It is FUN! Tino
Tino is just a pup but has figured out that Mom doesn’t say anything when she is on the phone and he is being naughty. What fun!
I entered a stranger’s home through an open garage door. I ran throughout the house barking hysterically and running over furniture as the stranger, who is terrified of dogs, tried to capture me.
Trying to defrost a chicken in the sink? Better put a pot over it. With a brick on top. Otherwise Basia will have herself a nice tasty treat. Gizzards, bag, popup timer and all.
I ripped the legs off this ostrich and pooped them out on the driveway. -Maggie A.