Honeychild, 2 years old. Atomic Bomb factory.
‘I had this pool for only half an hour before I ripped it This is our border collie Lynn and she shows us all the time why she can’t have nice stuff…
I ate my foster mum’s engagement ring and when it was found 6 days later, it was found in my poo!
My plan worked because the day they found the ring they adopted me.
I ate my dog sitter’s duct tape. Not sorry, Deuce.
We watched Deuce for a friend who was on vacation. My daughter likes to make crafts out of coloured duct tape. Deuce did not approve.
I have a friend that suns himself on a branch in the yard and drops me treats!
Daisy has managed to break the door on her Kennel… Mom tried a quick fix to keep her in… the leash did not stand a chance.
You cannot leave bath water unattended in this house! You’ll end up with a puggle in the water! At least she is always clean.
I didn’t think mommy and daddy were coming home, so I ate the wall. Not sorry. – Tank
Our neighbors’ house burned down last fall. A few days after the fire, they went back into the house to look around and found me eating from the fridge. I had escaped from the super-reinforced fence for the 92,357th time.
My moms spent thousands of dollars on this fence and I still escape every chance I get.
This is Raisin. He knows the first step is admitting there’s a problem.