I have never apologized so profusely in my life. MacGregor was not sorry.

I stole this from a party bag that my mommy accidentally left out, but I have no shame because I look fabulous. I also wore this proudly for 20 minutes without moving. I was beside myself when she finally took it away. Also, I am a boy. – Mattie

My husband and I returned from Kroger and when the dogs didn’t greet us at the door, we started looking everywhere. They were quietly waiting to be released from their trap. The smaller one likes to pull the towels out of our roommate’s bathroom and build nests and was caught in the act. On a side note, he also enjoyed some toilet paper shredding while he was stuck!

“Of course I’m sorry I threw up on your bed. Again.” Henry will eat pretty much anything that fits into his mouth. While it sometimes leads to an upset tummy, he considers that a small price to pay.

Our 8 month old pitbull, Kuma, had fun with the outdoor cushions while we were at work. My husband wouldn’t talk to her for a whole day.

I took my mom’s Christmas card with her Christmas check inside and shredded it to pieces!

“I ate the baby Jesus off of our Christmas Nativity scene.. Not looking forward to the Second coming, literally or figuratively… ” Merry Christmas from Lucy Mae

I snore so loud mommy has to roll me over.

This was not Hank’s first offense. Who wants to look at a baby when Hank is around??

“I stole Santa’s moustache and nose. I am going on the Naughty list forever.” This is my Golden Retriever/Shih Tzu, Rocky. Apparently, Rocky isn’t worried about his naughty/nice status this year!