“I’m not a fan of Frida Kahlo (but I am a jerk). Love, Jefferson” – While we were gone our 2 year old Cairn terrier mix jumped onto the dining table, pulled all of the Frida Kahlo coasters out of a bowl, and chewed up the corners. The coasters were a souvenir from a trip to Mexico City.
Sophie is a very sweet wiener dog who was featured in the dogshaming book that came out a few days ago. Pick it up a copy at your local library, book store, or…if you’re like me and refuse to put pants on on Fridays, you can pick it up from multiple online retailers!
My friend’s adorable Greyhound mix got tangled up in the computer cord, panicked, and took off running, pulling the computer off the table after her and busting the screen. The innocent bystander had nothing to do with it, but looks almost more ashamed than the culprit!
(Thus the reason I’m posting instead of her – her computer is not quite so functional now.)
Our 7 week old puppy pooped down the heater vent. While we were cleaning that up, the OTHER puppy and child pooped in the living room.
I like to bark non-stop at moving clouds.
Nyssa goes out of her way to hunt down bees and eat them. Although, sometimes she just holds on to them.
“I didn’t eat the balloon”, says our Australian Aussie Juno.
While I was feeding a friend’s dogs, Petey tried to follow me, going out onto a busy road. I left my phone home, and when I returned an hour later, it was blown up with missed calls and texts from the fire department and police department as they shuttled him from one department to another.
Our dog woke up his grandparents (who were sitting him the weekend of our wedding) every two hours by crying. He missed us.
I pee on treats I don’t like. Even when they are given to me by well-meaning pet store employees just trying to get on my good side. I guess that’s why they don’t carpet pet stores?