I incessantly bark at nothing because my owner love the sound of my bark!
This is Jack. Jack crop dusts when his parents have company and walks away before it can be blamed on him. He’s so sorry about his toots that he walks away after he does it to sulk in stinky silence.
When my mom starts to run, I sit so she can’t.
I left a turd in the backseat of the car right before we dropped it off at the shop. Mom didn’t realize it until we went to pick it up and the whole car smelled like poop.
It was in there the whole time. Needless to say, we can never show our faces at that shop again.
I took a big bite out of a little girls subway sandwich when she petted me.. Is that a bad thing??
I ate 6 jalapeño freshly picked from the garden off the table. My tummy hurts and my farts are REALLY BAD!
Sawyer doesn’t appreciate all the money I spend on him, so he decided to attack my chequebook.
“I peed under the dining table while mommy was eating dinner so now I’m in time-out. XOXO Kirby”
Kirby is normally a very well behaved dog (he passed his CGC and advanced training), but sometimes he decides to be a brat and has to go in time-out.
My fiancé and I went inside Red Brick oven to order some pizza. As I turned back to check on Jax, I could see the silhouette of the dreaded arched back of poop!! I knew what was happening and ran to the car as fast as I could. It was too late. I spent 30 minutes cleaning it out as much as I could after running into Publix for some powerful cleaners! Lesson of the day: When your pup isn’t feeling well, he will go anywhere.
Here’s Sadie again, our Dachsund-mix rescue… totally destroyed my headband into five pieces while I took a 10-minute shower. Sneaky Sadie!