Gluing Back Together The Pieces of A Broken Heart: One quiet winter night our Bassets (Tommy & Nelson) decided to chase each other around the living room… a Mexican handmade glass mosaic heart, was the price to pay.
Guess he got a little tired of buzz that he had to go !!
Scout chewed through the commercial extension cord to our Christmas lights, shocking herself and tripping the GFCI.
I chased after Mom, caused a ten car back-up on a busy road, rode in an ambulance to the fire department, then rode in a squad car to the police department, and almost made it to animal control before Mom picked me up from jail all on one Saturday night.
Santa brought me this bunny for Christmas and the first thing I did was rip its ears off. Now Santa is crying.
I OFTEN SIT ON THE CAT TO GET CLOSER TO MY HUMANS
Homer is an avid counter surfer. His chocolate lab brother caught him and was barking at me as i walked by the kitchen. Then it hit me, i rushed into the kitchen to see the remains and a sated Homer liking his lips.
In a matter of a few weeks, I have eaten a remote, a BBQ brush, baby socks, a hairbrush and a Kindle Fire. Apparently, my parents underestimated my reach…:(
Not only has Eva eaten left floppies, she has also destroyed 2 potholders, countless undies and several socks have been buried.
I licked my butt so much Daddy took me to the ER. It was 12:01 am on Christmas Day. Merry Christmas!