I knocked down the Christmas tree and ate all the glass ornaments including the angel.  

Molly attempted to eat the Christmas presents today. She took a real shine to my niece’s present. Ripped it in two places before I caught her in the act. She is not sorry and proudly walked around with the tag stuck to the bottom of her paw.

Gary is not a big fan of Christmas.

My parents had just finished putting up the lights on our Christmas tree, mommy went to get the decorations that were in another room and then, I did it – I just couldn’t help himself… It smelled so good! I decided to take out those low branches that are such a hassle to decorate anyways and got myself a full serving of fraser fir needles!!! — Harvey the French Bulldog

“I’m on Santa Paws’ naughty list. I opened my cousin’s Christmas present. I am ashamed.” After being gone, we came home to find two presents opened and shredded. She hid both presents after opening them. One in the crack of the couch and the other hidden on the bottom shelf of a book shelf. She is very ashamed.

The taste was disgusting! He had been chewing on that bone all day, took it all over the house then brought it to bed with him. Didn’t realize what I had drank until my alarm went off and I saw the expanded rawhide in my cup! Bones are no longer allowed at night!

I rolled in goat poop

Caddy constantly steals my bras when I’m not looking. She thinks its hysterical to watch mommy run around the house chasing after her!

Why doesn’t our beagle Bagel look guilty? Because he wasn’t feeling any remorse for getting into the garbage, since I neglected to lock his cage properly.

This is Diesel, taking his sister Lily for a walk. She was not to happy!