Noises outside of my control freak me out. I broke the new ceramic water bowl when the bug guy was here…Chewed up the wooden blinds to assert my dominance to the gentleman who cleans the pool…Ripped the curtain rod OUT OF THE WALL to show the landscaper I’m the boss of the house. This is my newest offering to the list.
“I rang in the new year by peeing on my friend’s couch.”
My friend and her husband invited Newton and I over this year for New Year’s Eve. Everything was going fine until out of nowhere, Newton jumped on the couch, looked at me, and peed. Newton’s New Year resolution? Show a little more class when visiting other people’s homes.