“I ate a stick of butter and did Shiny Barf on this rug (twice)” Jace the Barf-o-doodle
Busted eating napkins!
I eat poop. Then, I throw it up allllll over the floor. Then, sometimes, I eat it AGAIN!
I break into the pizza box while my people are distracted by “Downton Abbey.”
I love you but I hate baths, so I’ll just wait here until you’re done. Because I can’t be alone. Ever.
I roll in poop when I go hiking.
We have reptiles. Reptiles like to eat bugs such as crickets and locusts, so we have boxes of them in the house. Brock decided to put the reptiles on a diet and literally release the locusts from their tubs into our house. We also think that he ate a few himself. *face palm*
While staying with Grandma and Grandpa for the afternoon, I felt a bit peckish and chewed a pumpkin off the vine. It tasted so good and I would do it again! I have no shame.
After a week of worrying, Molly’s doctor called to say she is cancer free!
Editor’s note: This makes me so happy. Congrats Molly, I bet your family is very relieved that you’ll have many more dog shaming opportunities in your future. From my little fur family to yours, woofs, barks, and licks!