I will have to wear this because I stole a sponge, ate it and cost Dad £3000 at the vets. Doh!
I will hold all bowel movements until I get back inside because I refuse to step on the wet grass. -Amos
I had a bag of supplies to make a batch of Porter on a table in the garage, but our 10-month old Olde English Sheepdog puppy, Monty, got into it. He opened everything and spread grains, barley, malt extract (basically caramel) and bottle caps all over the carpet at the foot of the basement stairs. Utterly unrepentant too. Then he peed upstairs in the foyer when I was making his sign! Stinker! It’s a damned good thing he;s so cute, or he’d be in big trouble.
We’ve only had him since we rescued him 2 months ago though, so he’s learning & doing better every day.
Martie, my 3-year old Springer Spaniel, rolled in something very dead today. 2 baths and an container of baking soda later, she still smells.
I eat mom’s pink markers!
Mommy had to replace her nieces school shoes. Turns out when company is visiting they shouldn’t leave their shoes laying around.
“I humped my dog bed…in front of the kids.”
Roxy, our 3 year old pit mix, LOVES our daughters toys. She stole our daughter’s favorite rubber turtle and ate it! Shame!!
It took a few attempts to realize a slice or two of bacon have been missing from her parents’ plate while sitting out of the microwave waiting to cool off. She was finally caught!
I played with my dog brother’s poop in the snow. Then I tried to eat it. -Titus