Santa brought me this bunny for Christmas and the first thing I did was rip its ears off. Now Santa is crying.
I OFTEN SIT ON THE CAT TO GET CLOSER TO MY HUMANS
Homer is an avid counter surfer. His chocolate lab brother caught him and was barking at me as i walked by the kitchen. Then it hit me, i rushed into the kitchen to see the remains and a sated Homer liking his lips.
In a matter of a few weeks, I have eaten a remote, a BBQ brush, baby socks, a hairbrush and a Kindle Fire. Apparently, my parents underestimated my reach…:(
Not only has Eva eaten left floppies, she has also destroyed 2 potholders, countless undies and several socks have been buried.
I licked my butt so much Daddy took me to the ER. It was 12:01 am on Christmas Day. Merry Christmas!
I am such a vigilant guard dog. I bark at kale.
I ate the treats that were supposed to go to to dogs at the humane society!
Our dogs love their bed, maybe a little too much. While their nice bed was being clean Pickles became a little possessive of the stand-in blankets and peed on it then pouted because she had to lay on the floor.
I peed on the Xmas tree and the handmade tree skirt!