This is Sasha Belle, our two year old German Shepherd. She is destroying our beautiful Christmas tree one ornament at a time.
Titan always barks and whines when we feed the Beta and never likes it when we change the tank water. My husband was looking at the tank and said “What the ?!” Titan had climbed up the stairs and managed to drop his rawhide chew into the tank and never made a peep. I fished it out and it was soggy – who knows how long it had been in there! Titan’s note says “I dropped my 8-inch rawhide into the fish tank. It dissolved a bit and killed the Beta. I don’t care because I should be the only pet. P.S: Can I have my rawhide back now? Titan
“I ate most of my mommy’s Vaseline. She had to move the whole bed to get me!
Sorry, not sorry!
*I heard her make the appointment to get me neutered… she deserved this!*”
Loki had been missing for about half an hour. I should have know the Norse God of Mischief was up to no good. I found him under the bed (where he knows we can’t reach him) enjoying the delicious petroleum jelly. Our king-size bed is heavy and hard to move, but he was caught red-handed! Going potty is going to be LOTS of fun later!
The sad part is that the kitten was on the other side of a screen door. It just hissed and clawed at the screen, and Steinbeck fell down and started crying. He was traumatized for a day. Not a scratch on him…
It’s raining so I think it’s perfectly fine to do my business inside the house.
Tompkins wasn’t happy to be left in the bathroom.
“My name is Kaylie (after ceilidh traditional dancing) and I am a terrible Scottish dog. I am scared to death of Bagpipes. My family can’t take me to local and national events because there are always pipe bands. I also can’t go for walks in the city centre because I like to howl at everyone wearing tartan or playing bagpipes. I hate Michael Bublé at Christmas time (sorry, not sorry) and hate mummy’s favourite tv show ‘Eastenders’ theme song”
I love my adorable beagle. She is now almost 4 years old and is my first dog. I couldn’t have asked for a more loveable, hilarious addition to the family. She is wearing her Xmas jumper in the photo with a thought bubble (had no pens to write on paper, all chewed) that says ‘I really hate Eastenders and Michael Bublé but I especially hate BAGPIPES’
Titus decided that it would be a good idea to eat the couch…this was his punishment.
I came home from work to discover that Sophie had started remodelling the kitchen. She now has a crate – which she also tries to destroy. Somehow I still love her.
“My mom’s a teacher so naturally I ate her students’ homework. #mydogateyourhomework -Arizona”
This is your punishment for giving me the cone!