Beau likes to eat my favourite plants when I am not paying enough attention to him. He has eaten several butterfly bushes and pulled out 3 of my potted olive trees.
Dug a big hole under fence but was too fat to fit under it.
Mom called my human brothers and sisters to dinner so I decided to help myself before they got all the good food. I jumped on the counter and snagged half the meatloaf. It was good. I’ll do it again next time.
My insatiable appetite for bananas caused me to break mom’s favourite bowl. But the bananas were worth is
I pee’d on my sister’s favourite chew toy because she doesn’t share. Now I really don’t want it either. -Bubba
I just wanted my paw print in the concrete!
I went to give mom a kiss and she smelled my poopy face!
When no one’s looking I love to steal thing’s and chew them and especially like flip flops, my brother was not so impressed though!
When the boys brought Rixen in they said he was rolling around in the grass, and now he smelled funny. Further investigation found he was actually rolling around on the remains of a fish that had washed up a few days before. He may be rethinking that decision now.
I Like to Hide Tennis Balls around the house.