Our doggy Ramathorn cut his foot and had to be on sedatives. He was all doped up and it was hysterical until he peed on our bed.
After being neutered, our dog turned on the gas stove and lit the house on fire.
“I was mad Mom left, so I took everything out of the closet.”
“Some mornings, I’m too lazy to get out of bed.”
Bubba the Chihuahua likes to burrow under the covers at night and occasionally gets too cozy.
Abby and Csar decided our freshly gathered eggs would be a good snack. They decided to eat them on the new bedspread.
Incident/Observation Report: Sulley treated us to two very special poops today. Each contained a very special treasure…ladies underwear.
Actions taken: Notify & horrify owner
Pepper the Patterdale Terrier developed a taste for something rather unusual and messy whilst Mum and Dad were not at home!
‘I like eating charcoal and walking it around the house on my paws. Mummy is hoping I poop a diamond.’
I like to help with the dusting, even outside, even in the rain. You’re welcome. Kayla
“My family switched to cloth diapers so I at least won’t die from being nasty.” After eating several disposable diapers out of the trash, we got worried that our dog, Lola, was ingesting some gnarly chemicals. We invested in cloth diapers, hoping that they’d stay out her reach and wouldn’t be as harsh on her system. That was naive… apparently she can smell poopy diapers through the wet bags. Diapers are her favorite, but she’s also a fan of underwear, pants, shirts, bibs, and gym shoes.
I ate a pillow and left it.
The perils of leaving a puppy home alone with the brand new pillows.