Eloise is fond of going on unauthorized adventures.
Barks at the stove when cooking.
We took took three of our five rescue Chihuahuas to to local pet store, and Sage decided that that was the perfect time for a bathroom break. Ninja style she pooped while we weren’t looking, resulting in my brand new shoes and the shopping cart getting a new paint job.
Shu-Mai our 8 month old husky found a very special treat on the counter… an olive oil roasted yam… proceeded to eat the entire thing and now has diarrhea that I can only describe as projectile. Mama is not pleased.
My stubborn Beast came downstairs with this stuck on her head…
When my Mommy is doing laundry I like to steal panties for later….
I got my head stuck in the toilet seat at 4 am… My aunt had to come and save me before I ripped the toilet off the wall… I’m sorry.
It’s funny now, but I wasn’t laughing when it happened. I was sure he was going to have a toilet dangling around his neck.
I have one mission,
It’s to be a good magician.
I just made half a glove disappear,
Guess where it will soon reappear?!
Hi, my name is Nugget and I just destroyed my favourite thing in the whole world and now I am sad and lost.
“I Like to Eat:
-Mommy’s Stuffed Animals
-Dry Sheetrock Walls
-Living Room Couch
-ANY kind of people food!
I’ve gone through 4 stuffed ducks with him, and had to replace two walls he chewed up.