Elvis Pretzel (on the right) has outgrown the chewing and tearing up phase, but with the recent addition of puppy Tiny Dancer to the family, he’s up to his old shenanigans again. Instigators, these two, and partners in crime! They ripped up today’s WSJ, which we hadn’t even gotten the chance to read yet! So rude!
He ate every single turd…
Mellie was mad that my husband travels so much for work…so she pooped in his suitcase. Since it was a checked bag, he only discovered her ‘gift’ after two long days of international flights. She had no shame!
“I beat physics! I pooped on the curtain!”
I’d pulled up all my rugs hoping she’d choose her pee pad over the hardwood floor. I didn’t anticipate this.
Our dog Dash stole the stuffed seal from my daughter that her boyfriend gave her and ate his nose
It is not OK to eat the couch.
I ate 6 sausages mummy and daddy were going to have for their dinner.
This is not the first time I’ve done this.
I shredded 15 rolls of toilet paper. Yep….15. (Mina’s mama notes: I’m pretty sure she merely shredded the paper & actually ate very little, if any.)
Charge: Premeditated murder of a glittery purple spider.
Evidence: Sparkle poops.
Verdict: Guilty as charged.
I pooped on the top of the stove. SO not sorry. Tigger
So this happened today. In Tigger’s defense, he’s an old, very sweet, guy (17 years!) and has a wee problem with “cling-ons”, so the piece o’ poo probably fell off rather than put there by Tig.