My friend’s dogs get time out for misbehaving by sitting them in the corner. they got caught in the trash.
Marco chewed the strap off our houseguests bra while she was sleeping.
My mum spends a fortune on buying me new toys. In just three minutes I rip out the squeaker and eat half the toy (tomorrow I will do little bits of pink rubber in my poo).
I ate Mom’s cell phone. Needs ketchup.
P.S. I pooped outside the cats litter box.
My name is Dottie and I’m a chewaholic. Mom gets me chew toys, but I can’t seem to keep my chompers off of household items. Reading glasses are a particular favorite, but I’ve also gnawed on 3 food bowls, 2 leashes, countless paper plates, table legs, wood decks, and of course, the cell phone…. I need help.
Someone’s a bit too eager to play soccer.
Tyson spent 3 nights at the vet because he was backed up with shredded pine cones
“I ate the homebrew kit to spite my moms” when they left for the grocery store.
“I just ate a whole burger from five guys w/ a side of cat poop. – Toby
Our Schnoodle, Jimi, just loves to eat. Too bad he can’t tell time to know when it;s time for dinner!