Hector finds marker pen and chews it ,
Last night they relented and let me sleep on their bed.
I puked on them at dawn.
Baja, age 7, Germany
Taking out the trash takes a whole new meaning.
There was some in the kitchen, hallway, his bed, our bed (he’s too) and his other bed.
Waylon and Joey work together to find and scarf down bags of trash.
I steal toothbrushes off the kitchen counter and chew them.
I run in the kitchen and eat the cat’s food before I eat mine. She doesn’t like me.
I don’t trust my dad’s pants.
For some reason, Kronk (our 1 year old, 140 lb great dane) can’t handle my husband wearing pants. Jeans, sweats, shorts, if my husband is wearing them, Kronk tries to take them off. He’s even pulled my husband right off his chair! Kronk never has issues with anyone else’s pants, just my husband’s…
Our 10 week old puppy is not getting the concept of peeing on the “potty!” (Our Lawn)
Little MIss NOT Allowed in the living room…ate the chair and then sat on it to hide the damage. Avoids eye contact ….not sorry.