I dragged my mom through a fire ant nest. She got bitten 27 times and I got zero.
My daughter helped me take the picture. She asked me what he had done.
I told her, “You don’t want to know.”
Me: “Please mom, tell me.”
Her: “I promise you – you DON’T want to know.”
Me: “Please please please, just TELL ME!”
Her: “ewwww, That’s gross.”
Me: “I told you, you didn’t want to know.”
My dog Fenway ate a key to my husbands work!
“They wouldn’t let me outside, so I had to make my snowman inside!” Zero’s still just a pup – so she’s very good at make believe!
Cain clearly does not want anyone scrap booking in the house anymore….
Laddy just wanted to change up the living room scenery!
“I eat poo right out of my brother’s bum. I am a dirty, dirty girl!”
Scout and Ranger are litter mates and Scout sometimes thinks that her brother is a Pez dispenser. She is not sorry for her behaviour. She is not allowed to lick me.
“I jumped on Mom on the back deck and pulled down her pants…and underwear…in front of the neighbors.” -Remi
Jasper is a blind, deaf Shih-tzu, who, from time to time finds his way into the un-used very small shower where the kitty litter box is and raids if for “treats”. His latest raid was at 4 am on a morning when his mommy could have slept IN, after months of being UP at 4 am to start work. But, because Jasper got stuck in the litter box, half in/half out … he made a lot of noise and had to be removed. Part of his punishment was to admit to what he did, in hopes this will be his last litter box raid.