I tore up 130 wedding RSVP response cards for my sister’s wedding!!!!
I (Pumba the English Bulldog) like to eat monkey brains!!
Hi my name is Jake and I have a leash problem so my dad leaves what is left of my leash to remind me that I have eaten it for the fifth time!
I ate my dad’s coat and then ate his vest for dessert!
Rex ate our pet fish…
“When the Petsmart guy went to scan my microchip…I got scared and pooped on the floor!”
Every now and then my Mom likes to get my microchip scanned to make sure my info is correct. The guy at Petsmart scared me so much with the handheld scanner so I pooped a little on the floor.
One day after Fisher turned one year old, and after we have successfully left him in the house while gone for work the whole day without incident, I came home to this. I was just trying to be nice so he wouldn’t have to sit out in the rain all day.
Mambo, my Rhodesian ridgeback destroyed the protective netting on our trampoline.
My seven-month old Golden met my seven-month old niece. Needless to say, baby was not impressed with Peach’s exuberance.
Miss Lucy is very friendly, especially in the elevator. If you’ve just come from the gym, she especially loves you! You are tasty! Luckily, we have many kind neighbours who don’t freak out too much over her attention.