I ate a pound of steak while Dad folded laundry. Dad never folds laundry. Mom is pissed.
“If I sneeze on mom’s food and face while she eats, I will get some. Most of the time I am right. No shame here and I
will do it again soon! Love, Bo”
I peed on the kitchen trash can (and I just went for a walk).
The highlight of this escapade was that Richie looked me right in the eyes as he did it. I suppose it’s my own fault for a) not believing that’s what he was actually about to do, and b) having a kitchen trash can for him to pee on.
“I wake up my parents nearly EVERY night to let me out to potty – I’m so cute, I always get my way!” –Toby
Django the retired racing greyhound chased his sister across the house and failed to put on the brakes in time.
My little long haired mini doxie, Chloe, dug a hole under the fence and went after one of our free range chickens. The chicken ran away and hid under the camper where it promptly died from fright!! Crazy girl.
I taught myself to open cupboards…mmm tomato soup!
I ate cat poop, so I don’t get to have my nite-nite biscuit.
Our recent rescue has been a charm for the most part. Then she ate my glasses. She’s only 6-months-old so we’ll forgive her. But no walks toward the sun till I get a new pair!
We only went out for an hour, and left Phoenix in the back yard with a yummy fresh bone. When we returned, the screen door had a dog-sized hole in it and there were 12 poppyseed muffins missing from the big ziplock bag. Within an hour, phoenix was gassing us out of the house.