I drooled on the coffee table because I wanted the dog treats. – Diesel, 3 years

The one time Layla got to stay out of her crate, she thanked us by eating an entire pan of jalapeno cornbread!

Juju got confused by our accent.

Disco found a creative outlet that does not require opposable thumbs!

“The nurse at the vet’s tried to take my temperature. I scared her so much that they made me wear this dumb thing when I got my shots.”

We can’t have Christmas decorations because I eat them then poop out gold tinsel!!

Oops! I Chewed my dad’s Gear Shift from his Mercedes.

Bebe loves to creep.

I rolled in poop and ran inside to jump on the couch! Mom had to throw some pillows away…

“My name is Amish… and I hate Santa Claus!”