My stubborn Beast came downstairs with this stuck on her head…
When my Mommy is doing laundry I like to steal panties for later….
I got my head stuck in the toilet seat at 4 am… My aunt had to come and save me before I ripped the toilet off the wall… I’m sorry.
It’s funny now, but I wasn’t laughing when it happened. I was sure he was going to have a toilet dangling around his neck.
I have one mission,
It’s to be a good magician.
I just made half a glove disappear,
Guess where it will soon reappear?!
Hi, my name is Nugget and I just destroyed my favourite thing in the whole world and now I am sad and lost.
“I Like to Eat:
-Mommy’s Stuffed Animals
-Dry Sheetrock Walls
-Living Room Couch
-ANY kind of people food!
I’ve gone through 4 stuffed ducks with him, and had to replace two walls he chewed up.
I chew the legs off my toys!!….. And I get to wear them!!
My boss has the best ‘taste in’ shoes.
repeated trash can digging offenses
Lucky likes to chew and eat any and everything he can get his paws on. While his dad was resting before having to go to work, he got ahold of the glasses (dad is virtually blind without them) and demolished them.