We have never purchased a tennis ball for Dutch. Ever. However, he has tennis balls stashed all over our yard and garage. No matter how many cool toys we buy for him, the dirty tennis balls will always be his favourite!
Lucy ate her momma’s cinnamon roll.
I pooped in Conners room and tried to blame the puppy.
Hi I am Mary Jane. I bark all the time and make disgusting noises under my owner’s bed so they can’t sleep
I think it’s fun to roll in big wet piles of bird poop!
“I ate an entire frozen Quiche off of the counter,
then farted stinky farts the whole next day….”
I drank mightily from a mulch puddle & barfed it up at 30MPH all over the side of the convertible.
The kids were supposed to make a hot dog cabin for a church project and when they went to get the hot dogs that they left on a plate on counter, they were gone. Bentley ate all of them.
I don’t always eat your yoga pants, but when I do, I only eat the crotch.