It is not OK to eat the couch.
I ate 6 sausages mummy and daddy were going to have for their dinner.
This is not the first time I’ve done this.
I shredded 15 rolls of toilet paper. Yep….15. (Mina’s mama notes: I’m pretty sure she merely shredded the paper & actually ate very little, if any.)
Charge: Premeditated murder of a glittery purple spider.
Evidence: Sparkle poops.
Verdict: Guilty as charged.
I pooped on the top of the stove. SO not sorry. Tigger
So this happened today. In Tigger’s defense, he’s an old, very sweet, guy (17 years!) and has a wee problem with “cling-ons”, so the piece o’ poo probably fell off rather than put there by Tig.
Charlie gets his feelings hurt whenever his people have the nerve to leave him home alone. He expresses his irritation by opening the dishwasher, taking out dirty silverware and scattering it all over the house. He prefers spoons (greatest surface area for licking) but will go for forks and whisks too. Mysteriously, silverware has been found on windowsills.
When he gets in trouble he just makes cute faces (aka his regular face). Silly noodle.
Nippers thinks she is a fashion designer and routinely alters my shoes, shirts, zippers or buttons, and so forth. She apparently decided my nightgown wasn’t revealing enough and made it strapless!! Daddy liked it, but I was not pleased. While I was taking the pictures, she also chewed up the sign … no shame!
The sign says: “I thought Mom would look better in a strapless nightgown”.
Zeus got caught sitting on a kitchen table chair and drinking out of his mom’s wine glass.
My sweet baby boy, Rocky, enjoyed his first set of earbuds!
You can’t see it very well but I bit into the screen of the remote and broke the glass so now she’s can’t see what she’s doing. Hopefully now I will get more attention!