I ate 4 lbs of frozen ground beef.
When no one is looking..I eat the carpet.
Jasmine won’t admit when she’s been naughty!
I pooped in front of the church while a wedding was taking place.
I thought I’d leave Beauregard a snack in his kennel while i was at work. he left the food and ate the bowl.
This is Bubs. He got a little nervous the other night when a friend was talking to him through a paper towel roll. In his attempt to get away from the evil roll, he knocked down a painting in the living room and really scared himself. He ran over to mom’s purse and peed on it. He was immediately ashamed of himself and tried to hide his embarrassment with a nearby sheet. All the neighborhood dogs are laughing at this ‘fraidy cat.
I had a pen for dinner and made a masterpiece! I call it “Carpet Ruined.” <3 Rory
Buddy: My snores make Mom wear earplugs.
Patches: I eat earplugs.
Apparently trying to eat the vacuum cleaner is frowned upon in this establishment!
Kira was put in timeout while we cleaned the house for trying to the battle the vacuum cleaner. The vacuum always wins.
Our corgi howls at the television any time the Geico “hump day” or the Dish “we gotta get outta here!” commercials come on. No matter what is going on, even if he is in a different room. He treats it as if it’s his job to howl. Every. Single. Time. And so we sit and laugh at him. Every. Single. Time.