Fred graduated from basic, intermediate, and advanced training classes but only learned “sit.”

Nikko snuck into the present room and ate an 8oz bag of snacks intended for another dog’s Christmas gift. Nikko is wearing the sack the snacks were in, around his neck. It’s a good thing this auntie thinks he’s cute!!!

I chewed a hole in my blanket so I could wear it as a poncho. Red is always cold and under blankets. Now he can take it with him wherever he goes.

I drooled on the coffee table because I wanted the dog treats. – Diesel, 3 years

The one time Layla got to stay out of her crate, she thanked us by eating an entire pan of jalapeno cornbread!

Juju got confused by our accent.

Disco found a creative outlet that does not require opposable thumbs!

“The nurse at the vet’s tried to take my temperature. I scared her so much that they made me wear this dumb thing when I got my shots.”

We can’t have Christmas decorations because I eat them then poop out gold tinsel!!

Oops! I Chewed my dad’s Gear Shift from his Mercedes.