My husband had dental surgery last month, due to a skateboarding accident. He had to have his front teeth removed and the Dentist game him a partial. Last night he took it out because it was uncomfortable and left it sitting on the end table.
Daphnie, our 1 year old, deaf, Pit Bull grabbed it the minute she could and as you can see, ATE HER DAD’S TEETH! We can’t even glue it back together because we can’t find all the pieces. I think we will probably find them in the yard in the next couple days!
Waffles loves to take her “treasures” under the bed. We noticed it started to smell like peanut butter all of a sudden, and when we looked, there was Waffles with her whole little face in the jar. I couldn’t believe she unscrewed it and everything!
“In less than 30 seconds, I shredded five checks, including Mom’s paycheck and state and federal tax returns. P.S. I plan to shred this sign later.” Abbott has done many shame-worthy things in his two years on the planet — thievery is kind of his thing.