“Each time my paws touch stair #3, I fart really loudly. Thank God my parents have terrible hearing. I am disgusting.” – Gretchen
Have to SHAME my husband & my dog today!
My husband had dental surgery last month, due to a skateboarding accident. He had to have his front teeth removed and the Dentist game him a partial. Last night he took it out because it was uncomfortable and left it sitting on the end table.
Daphnie, our 1 year old, deaf, Pit Bull grabbed it the minute she could and as you can see, ATE HER DAD’S TEETH! We can’t even glue it back together because we can’t find all the pieces. I think we will probably find them in the yard in the next couple days!
Now they are both in the dog house! Woof Woof!!
We no longer have surround sound because I chewed the cord.
The ultimate sin….our lil rescue pup Sammy decided to eat the bible!
Waffles loves to take her “treasures” under the bed. We noticed it started to smell like peanut butter all of a sudden, and when we looked, there was Waffles with her whole little face in the jar. I couldn’t believe she unscrewed it and everything!
“In less than 30 seconds, I shredded five checks, including Mom’s paycheck and state and federal tax returns. P.S. I plan to shred this sign later.” Abbott has done many shame-worthy things in his two years on the planet — thievery is kind of his thing.
Jax never looses anyone in his Herd!! It’s a tough crew to keep track of- but as you can see he loves his job!!
I swallowed a dead catfish whole. One gulp!
Mom wanted to sleep late on a lazy Sunday. I wasn’t so happy with this arrangement, so I pooped in her shoes.
My dog, Indio, who drinks so fast that he throws up after every trip to the water bowl.