I sleep in the bed and fart all night. Silent but deadly, the robust smell of Dexter’s gas can wake up mommy from a sound sleep. As mother jumps out of bed and opens a window to clear the air, Dexter will often pick up his head, give a sniff and a sidelong glance as if to say with pride: ‘yeah, that was me.’ All that expensive no grain, high protein dog food keeps him trim and healthy, but wow, it sure does generate a punch.
Rosie’s hound nose gets her into trouble a lot of the time. While I was in the shower, she decided that her own food was not good enough and went for mine instead. Being a long dog really helps reach tall spots. “While mom is in the shower, I like to eat her treats before she gets to enjoy them. I regret nothing. Her treats are delicious!” ~Rosie
My pup was outside for 5 minutes, came back in covered in thick yellow skunk spray, and ran straight upstairs to jump on my bed and laundry.
I peed into the bedroom fan.
I like to barf behind furniture so no one finds it for a long time.
I steal plush toys from toddlers in my dog park. I’m untroubled when they cry
I ate my Mom & Dad’s pillow and pillowcase while Mom was at Bible Study. She’s not buying the fact that the Devil made me do it. I’m a big jerk. I’m not sorry. Buddy
What can I say – this dog is obsessed with digging out underwear from the bottom of the laundry basket and then taking it to another room to hang out with it
Sorry for stealing your sandwiches Grandad.