I got worms …because I like to eat cat poop.
I ate 17 of my moms hair ties and racked up a $1000 vet bill for surgery to get them all out! I’m sorry mom!
My son’s favorite part of ordering Chinese is the fortune cookie..when he came to get me to read his fortune Diamond (our English bulldog) ate his cookie and his fortune!
Codie had it with all the embarrassing dog photos!
Milo had a long over due appointment for a nail trim, but you’d think he was being tortured to death. He screamed like a 4 year old girl. After, Milo and the Vet emerged covered in pee, she was not happy. Milo is a 120lbs wuss.
Daisy has an unusual apple fetish. She doesn’t eat the apples, just licks and lick and licks them. So disgusting.
I don’t know who’s in more trouble, dog or brother. What do you think?
I will have to wear this because I stole a sponge, ate it and cost Dad £3000 at the vets. Doh!
I will hold all bowel movements until I get back inside because I refuse to step on the wet grass. -Amos
I had a bag of supplies to make a batch of Porter on a table in the garage, but our 10-month old Olde English Sheepdog puppy, Monty, got into it. He opened everything and spread grains, barley, malt extract (basically caramel) and bottle caps all over the carpet at the foot of the basement stairs. Utterly unrepentant too. Then he peed upstairs in the foyer when I was making his sign! Stinker! It’s a damned good thing he;s so cute, or he’d be in big trouble.
We’ve only had him since we rescued him 2 months ago though, so he’s learning & doing better every day.