Happy April Fools everyone! As it is a tradition here on dogshaming, we love to shame things that aren’t dogs on April 1st!! We’ll be back to our regularly scheduled programming tomorrow. I hope everyone had a good laugh at our inanimate objects being shamed!
I wait until 2am when you get up to pee and then, from the darkness, squeak “Hi! I’m Henry! Let’s go to the airport!” also, I probably steal souls.
I went on a 4,000 mile road trip without incident. I died going to the grocery store.
[picture of a carefully framed map of Skyrim from the video game Skyrim]
I get to live above the fireplace because I’m “cool”.
I put this shoe rack together one afternoon, and the second I put shoes on it it collapsed. A+ racking!
My bag broke and now I shoot grass all over my owner’s legs. They kicked me to the curb and bought a “newer model.” I’m sorry 🙁
My name is Harper Lu and my only regret is that the plate was too far back on the counter and all I could get was his face and butt!!
Maverick and Miles are best buddies!
Editor’s note: I know there’s no sign, but WOULDYOULOOKATTHEM?!?!!?
Angus ate 2 dozen confetti eggs before the guests arrived. He has absolutely no remorse.
We came home from a 2 day camping trip and needless to say I don’t think she was too thrilled about being left!