‘I eat my Mom’s shoes. Sequins are tasty.’
This is Pickle. She is just a year old and we thought her chewing phase was over. She tells me she is sorry and the sequins on my shoes were just too shiny and tempting.
I’ve eaten books, pencils, paintbrushes, and the party paté. But the last straw for Mom was when I ate my brother’s retainer. He took it off for dinner and put it next to his plate, and I just couldn’t resist. Mom says if I eat the replacement, I have to get braces myself.
My Mom & Dad took me on a vacation to the beach. I ate sand! After an expensive trip to a veterinarian I am as good as new! I had to spend the rest of the trip lounging by the pool! FYI ( Sand gives you a bad belly ache!)