Stella takes everything that isn’t hers – including food when you are unloading groceries.

I think “we’ll be back in five” means “help yourself to the garbage”. Om nom.

I killed Sponge Bob, And I like it.

No, I wasn’t digging again…….just out of curiosity why do you ask?

When my owners turn their backs I shred my toys into tiny pieces, and spread them all over the house…

I ate all candy from the table. I thought it was for everyone.

I ate the chicken that mom was defrosting for dinner. It was organic and delicious! I’m NOT sorry. P.S. I don’t know this but they are not feeding me dinner. Milo

Snow? No idea what you’re talking about! – Angel xx

Emma learns an important lesson.

Rainy day when I had to be in the office. I’m rethinking the dog door.