Vulcan indulged in some brand new boots while Mom was at work. Completely unashamed of what he had done.
I ate the lid
Im Pete , I roll my face in coyote poop after my owner gives me a nice bath with my special skin my shampoo.
I should be ashamed, but im not. I jumped on her face afterwards.
I wake up early to leave my mom a gift.
Noodles loves to dig through the litter box at night so we don’t see her eating cat turds.
So sad….her beloved Build-a-Bear baby rabbit has only one ear now…..thanks to Sweet Pea in Texas.
I ate the WHOLE stick of butter off of the table!
I like to lick my private parts really loud in the middle of the night. You’re welcome!
I kill pot plants.