MY FARTS WAKE UP MOMMY AND MAKE MY OWN EYES WATER
My name is Oliver Tyrone, and I just moved in with my grand parents. I have a fenced in yard, and no one can figure out how I escape every time! One thing is certain: every time I go out, you will never know what yard you will find me in next!!
This is Diego. He broke down the dog gate and tore apart the bathroom trash because I took his sister for a walk without him.
I have a thing for lingerie and when humans leave I like to dress up and feel pretty.
Mom said God made me so cute so she wouldn’t kill me.
I just farted
XO, Bob Barker
We pee on everything. Including each other.
I steal bars of soap from the side of the tub and eat them.
I run away at 4 a.m. to eat garbage.
House training is still a work in progress.