Came home and found Howard finishing off a bag of dog treats- there’s no way he could have gotten them down. So I found the partner in crime- Shirley.
I drink water too fast, than walk away and throw it right back up on the floor. (I am the reason we will never have carpeted floors.)
We’ve always known that Brew was a food motivated dog but never before had he raided the fridge while we were home. Sign reads “Brew is not allowed any cuddles today. Last night he opened the fridge and ate the Wedding cake.” I guess the wedding cake was just too much temptation
I promise it wasn’t me who “helped” landscape the yard!
Tet chewed up a whole package of rainbow construction paper all over Mommy and Daddy’s bedroom. Maybe he wanted to add a splash of colour!?
Stewie got this sign for Christmas after she bit a chunk of fur out of her kitty brother’s neck because he always tries to eat her hay. She also chases the dog and steals his toys.
I clawed my dad’s testicle when he tried to give me a bath. -Lucy
“I ate all the stuffing from my toy squirrel. Now I’m pooping out cotton like I’m Eli Whitney.”
Manny de-stuffed his toy squirrel, so now we’ve spent several days pulling excess cotton out of his butt after he poops. We’ve since switched to stuffing-free toys.
We went out for dinner and Harley ate my mother’s favorite ornament off of the Christmas tree. Good times…
“My mommy left her heel on the floor. That’ll teach her to never leave me.”
I left my black heels on the floor after getting back from a night out, during which we had to put the dog in his crate for a little longer than usual. I woke up in the middle of the night to the sound of chomping, and saw immediately that he had chomped all the black off the heel of the shoe. I can only assume that he thinks this will keep me home next time.