Pancho ran away
Sometimes when I’m feeling really sneaky, I’ll snatch a piece of (sugarless) gum from around the house. My mom shouldn’t leave anything like around, but sometimes she forgets (sugarless gum is toxic to dogs — but I don’t care!). On two separate occasions, I ate some of that yummy gum, and mommy had to call the vet and do what they told her to do: make me drink a little hydrogen peroxide so I could throw up. It was so much fun to walk around the yard, sniffing plants and deer poop, right after I drank that stuff — and it was especially fun to puke all over the living rug (four times!) once she brought me back into the house!
I pooped in the conference room. Again.
The Moose is a 2 year old terrier mix rescue. He comes to work at our production company but he doesn’t always behave. His favorite is finding a quiet spot and pooping in it.
Athena doesn’t enjoy her pedicures as much as the next lady.
“I stomped on my dad’s face and gave him a bloody nose.” More specifically, my nail went up his nose and practically cut his brain. I am not sorry.
Harley loves Abby. He licks her head and ears, chases her and yes- cuddles too. The cat started it, but Abby sure doesn’t stop it. I don’t think she is ashamed!
This is glory. He has continually stared at me for his 8 year life. It’s as if he will forget what I look like if he looks away. He thinks it’s his job to stay within 2 feet of me at all times and pout-stares when I do anything else. Yet, he’s mommy’s boy!
I break open the fridge when no one is home and eat my mother’s pound of ground turkey (3 human dinners worth!)
This is Ramona Quimby, a 3 year old Hunt Terrier. No food is safe from her no matter what kind of container it’s in!
The day before the 50th Anniversary show of Dr. Who, our puppy Gus, decided that fezes were not cool.
“I ate two Vivarin caffeine pills before my parents took me for an overnight at my favourite doggie day care.”
Buffy barked for 12 hours straight and was slightly more crazy than normal that night.