“I learned how to work the Roomba vacuum and now turn it off when it’s on, and on when it’s off. I can manipulate sophisticated technology, but not come when called. –Minty”
This is Minty, my 2 year old rescue dachshund. She is fiendishly smart and a quick learner–when she wants to be. I anticipate many more dog shamings in her future.
Sorry I puked in your bed. (And on your shirt, too.)
Twinkie eats anything that hits the floor or he can counter surf.
Note says: I love the Vet so much I fake being hurt just to go. ($200 a visit isn’t that much right?)
And after I fished it out of her mouth, she dove for it and tried to eat it again!
“You may not be able to tell but I’m still wet after my bath! It’s really tiring to run into a pond after a goose!” ~Emmitt “P.S. I also peed on the cat’s scratch post. I’m not sorry”
I was so excited to see my sitter that I couldn’t hold it together. I threw up all my food right in front of the door. I THEN proceeded to walk through it. She still loves me…
Minnie tries to eat a crumpled up stinkbug after chasing around the couch and ends up leaving it there uneaten and crumpled up.
Sorry for peeing on the customer at your job.
Lottie (the Pug) and Libby (the Boston) take care of each other. One provides the snacks, the other is happy to clean them up.