Even if you were here first, Aggie the 2 year old Mastiff, will inch her way across the entire couch. This is Aggie, and she is a couch hog!

Mommy came home to this and she was not very happy with me… My first Christmas and I’m on the naughty list.

“How many mats can a Weim-Pup chew if a Weim-Pup could chew mats? Three and counting!” Tavin-Bleu our 15 month old blue Weimaraner seems to have a fetish with welcome mats, he leaves them alone all day when we are at work and shreds them once we are home if we don’t give him our undivided attention. His sign reads

10 year old Coco misses her mischievous days

My name is Tucker and I love to steal my mom and dad’s socks. Sorry I’m not sorry…. Tucker is constantly grabbing our socks! He doesn’t ruin them or anything, just takes them and runs around the apartment with 1, 2, 3 sometimes more socks!

Sadie Belle (Goldendoodle 10 months) ate my daughter’s Elf on the Shelf, Rosie Red. She has not chewed anything in a very long time, but must have had her feelings hurt because we were focusing on what to do next with the elf. We learned our lesson!

“No, NOT going swimming. Each time my wound heals, I lick it open. Mom’s mad!”  

I am sorry I ran through your wet concrete. I saw a critter and I had to chase it! I am a bad dog!

I broke a half gallon bottle of vodka counter surfing.

This is Rio. She decided to partake in happy hour too…she ate up all the hors d’oeuvers as Mommy turned her back to refill the holiday cranberry martinis! Bad dog…very bad (but well-fed) dog!