Jim took Gillie’s antler and then growled at her when she tried to reclaim it
My Woodle (poodle and weaton) punched my eight month old in the face when he got excited to take a walk.
Ortiz is really friendly, and he has no boundaries. Not the best combination around little ones.
I eat my own poop. All the time…
Brick loves to bury bones in the backyard, dig ‘em up and then run inside and bury them under our pillows.
Remy has broken into the house twice in the last week and taken a Bible back out with him each time and eaten as many pages as he could.
I found my Moms art supplies, Im so disappointed there was no chicken in that bag of Rainbow chicken feathers!!! I’ll be pooping rainbows for days!!
Found my dog eating my wedding shoes on my wedding anniversary
“Our mom is a librarian. One of us peed on her library book.”
Leaving it on the floor was my mistake. We’ll never know who committed the pee crime.
The car door blew shut and I locked it with my human brother in it. It took 20 minutes for the firemen to free us. On the bright side, I didn’t eat the dinner she had just picked up that was also in the car.