Someone was a busy bee…
My husband brought a pumpkin home for my son to carve. We put it outside and not 5 minutes later this is what I found
Jackson has decided that the human foam roller must be a dog toy…
Ben hates Halloween and seems to want to bring everyone down.
“I ate my mommy’s ID badge for work.”
Lexi, our 9 month old Shepherd mix puppy, got curious one night and found my ID badge on the table. The next morning I found the ID badge and holder on her dog bed destroyed. I had to go to the school district where I work and tell them my dog ate my ID badge…really!
“In addition to chewing up Mom’s laptop charger, iphone charger, and router cable, tonight I tried to eat her fitbit chip. I AM NOT SORRY!”
Since Eloise had made her way through all the cables in the house, she took the fitbit right out of its wall charger and destroyed it.
LahDee was mad that her brother got to go for a walk, so she ate all of our tortillas.
I chewed up mom’s Maui Jim Sunglasses
After a long day at work, I sat down to a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I thought about the sandwich the entire commute home from work, which was approximately an hour. My little dachshund Jetta jumped in my lap, distracted me with her adorableness, and then wolfed down my sandwich in five seconds flat.
An innocent plant was murdered in the night. Tater, the only pet large enough to knock it over, gives her statement.
“I’m pretty sure I saw the cat fleeing the scene.”
The cat, meanwhile, is either an excellent actress or was genuinely shocked at the tragic loss of the plant.