I pooped on the beach.
I licked Mom’s face when she was trying to do push-ups.
“I think Swiffers are a main food group. – Amos” Between eating dusters and facing off with the vacuum cleaner, it’s a miracle Amos allows any house cleaning to be completed.
I chewed up 3 hoses, a pool skimmer and kitty’s toy. Mom is NOT pleased.
I eat Dad’s sandwich if he leaves it alone for more than 10 seconds!
I eat cat poop, wash it down with toilet water and I like it!
My dog Lamont thinks that everyone is his friend! Unfortunately he also thinks that skunks are too. He got sprayed for the 3rd time.
I ate the Trampoline!!
“I sprint wildly around the house at exactly 5am EVERY morning. My mom no longer needs an alarm clock.” Soon after we brought Lupa home from the shelter, she started a daily ritual of sprinting at full speed throughout the house, mostly right before meal times. She especially likes to performs for us in the early morning. She knows she’s entertaining… she’s not even close to ashamed!!
“I pee in the middle of the night, then sit next to Mom as she cleans it up. I am a sneaky, but comforting, jerk. Love, Lucy.” I give her kisses to make her feel better at least!