Caully is an amazingly sweet 3-yr old rescue pup. Had she known Daddy waited 10 years and 30 concerts to FINALLY score a signed drumstick from his favorite band, DMB, she never would have chewed it to pieces. Sorry, Daddy!
Whilst on a walk pass the local primary school, Bella, our staffy, decided to poo (while walking) in front of dozens of people waiting for their kids to finish school, leaving me with a trail of chunky fun to pick up.
I loved being eyed up by the all unhappy parents while scrabbling for poo bags in my pocket. It made my day!!! NOT!
I knew it wasn’t mine but I chewed it up anyway… then I rolled on it in celebration!
I ate the plastic straps off Mom’s flip-flop while she was gone. She had to induce vomiting, which I held down until I was on the carpet…I also adore bugs, lizards, baby snakes, and cat poop! I feel no shame. –Penny (then mom had to go CSI and make sure the pieces were recovered)