Penny Bear ate the internet and had to wear the Viking beard hat of shame.
When Tucker is left to his own devices, he forgets what is “right” and what is “wrong”
A friend of mine had brought me a plate of homemade cookies, which I put up high enough to be out of my dog’s reach (a shelf above my counter). Then I left to take floral deliveries….and returned to find a corsage box with the bow/wristlet in it crushed! The box was trash, but the bow/wristlet was still intact somehow (thank heavens!). He was attempting to get at the cookies, but missed. Ace is a 10 year old black Labrador Retriever that comes to my flower shop every day. He’s our “spokes doggie” and many kids come in just to play with him. He’s usually a good dog, but cookies are his kryptonite! LOL!
Snowflake spent all last night reading from the new dog shaming book to his mommy Dyana that they could barely keep their eyes open this morning! Check out mom’s official dogshaming.com sign! Wanna know how she got it; by preordering the book!
I stole the dustpan. I only LOOK guilty.”
This is Party Girl. She is smart and extremely fast! The minute you turn your head she grabs something and runs away with it. In addition to the dustpan, she has stolen a loaf of bread, a box of leftovers, socks, tupperware, fish food, stuffed animals, pants, recycling, balls of yarn, fortune cookies, a bird feeder, a pizza box, and countless pillows. Any food she steals is usually washed down with a big drink from the toilet. She has the most sorry face in the world when she gets caught, but she is NEVER sorry! Her greyhound brother has been recording her antics on his Twitter feed.
Party Girl is a 7 year old retired greyhound and is available from Rescued Racers in Missouri. In addition to being smarter than all of the people in the house, she is very sweet and loving. She is content to snuggle on the couch with you…up until the point where she runs off with the pillows. She is quiet and takes her retirement quite seriously. Party is also kid friendly, cat safe, and quite petite for a greyhound.
“Sorry that I threw up dirt, grass and breakfast just as your chili was heating up for lunch, mom. (If you don’t want it now, I’ll eat it!) Shamefully, REX”
What timing – he was heading for the door just as the microwave dinged!
I wasn’t sure what he meant by “fetch my slippers”.
“I steal mommy’s heating pad… even when she has a kidney stone.”
Pippa is a HEAT THIEF.
I got excited when Mommy carried the laundry down the stairs. I tripped her, and she got a concussion!!!
“This is the handout from obedience school. The irony is not lost on me.”
Daisy graduated from Obedience School, but we have our suspicions that it was only because they felt sorry for her. On this particular day, she grabbed the handout from the dining room table and ran (she loves paper).