While the family was asleep, Frank decided to take up German. This is an $80 textbook.
I ate a German Textbook
While the family was asleep, Frank decided to take up German. This is an $80 textbook.
My name is Matty. I like to use the pine tree in the back yard to scratch my back. It took my parents about a week to figure out why I kept coming back inside all sticky!
They are delicious.
Dad, I know you bought the thing to keep the rug in place, but it looks so much better THIS way! Love, Dingo
I’m normally a good boy, BUT if mommy and daddy leave their bedroom door open at night, I go poop in the baby’s room EVERY TIME!
LEGO is our new puppy, he is 6 months old and he makes us very happy, except when he stays home alone and finds amusing passtimes like destroying everything in his reach like his little book. the sign says: “I chewed up my book about dog education because “we don’t need no education”. Greetings from Rome
“I have no clue who scared you while you were in the shower by knocking over the bathroom trash. Maybe if you let me in, I could protect you…” -Alistair is always right outside the shower curtain but of course when the trash mysteriously fell he was no where to be found. Alistair is a sweet 5 year old, 10 lb Deer Chihuahua (his taller build gets him a lot of compliments). He loves to snuggle while watching TV or in bed with you at night. He needs to be the only dog and a home in which his person will be around most of the time. Alistair needs and deserves his forever him and if you can be his person, he will love you with all of his heart! Alistair lives in a foster home in Philadelphia, PA and is being fostered through the Philadelphia Animal Welfare Society.
Is your dog having too much fun? Woop, woop, Officer Rooney of the K-9 Fun Police will be arriving momentarily to stop it! Rooney is currently in NYC with Red Hook Dog Rescue. We adopt throughout the New England area. Rooney is a middle-aged Australian Cattle Dog/Chow cross who is great with cats and other dogs. In fact, she is much better as a 2nd dog so we’re looking for a home for her that already has a mellow dog in it… that she can occasionally herd, and generally stop from having too much fun. We think she’d do best in a home without kids, unless you really want your kids herded, which (as a mother of young children) I can say is a strangely appealing concept. Change is another thing Rooney isn’t big on, so she would do best in a quiet home without a ton of strangers coming through. Our perfect home for Rooney is a retired person or couple in a suburban or rural environment, who have other pets and are perhaps looking for a companion for their existing medium to lower energy dog. Rooney is a lovely girl, extremely caring and devoted, and striking in her tan and white fluffy coat. She is medium sized (around 40lbs) and very easygoing…. she never actually gives Fun Tickets; you can always talk her down to a warning. Good cop!
Sammie is a charming 6 year old beagle mix available for adoption through the Lost Dog and Cat Rescue Foundation in Arlington, VA. However, he really snores quite loudly. Sammie is a sweet beagle who came to us when his owner passed away. He enjoys sleeping on the bed with his person, and is good with both dogs and cats. Sammie loves other dogs, and needs a home with another dog to keep him company during the day. He would prefer to have lots of time with his people. Sammie is not fond of being crated, but does well loose in the home with another dog. He appears to be housebroken and knows to ask to go into the yard if he needs to go out. Sammie is hoping to find a nice relaxing home with a buddy and a soft couch. Sammie is good in the car and enjoys a nice walk around the neighborhood. He greets everyone with a wagging tail and a cheerful attitude.
“I threw up under the couch cushions.” Meet Butch! He is about 3 years old and neutered and fully vaccinated. He is good with kids, cats and most dogs. He lives in Calgary, AB, and is currently looking for his forever home through Misty Creek Dog Rescue.