This is Piper. She’s a 7 year old Bichon Poodle mix. This sign reads, “i eat a dozen cookies off the counter and puke around the house and in my gma’s mustang.”
He won’t stop chasing skunks! Then he gets depressed when he stinks.
I’ve eaten so many LEGOS,
I can poop a star wars ship!
I ate a $5 bill, to save you the trouble of buying delicious toys, socks, and Victoria’s Secret panties that I also love to eat. Not Sorry.
Penni enjoys shredding all forms of paper into piles all around the house. There is no limit to her paper choice and has included bills and other mail, trash, toilet paper, and even the kid’s homework. Too bad “my dog ate my homework” is the oldest excuse in the book because with our dog-hamster around it can be and has been legit!
I lovingly looked into my neighbours eyes and peed on her floor. P.S it’s a restaurant.
Daddy refused kisses after Fenway took to the kittens litter box.
Dexter was kicked out of the groomer half way through his grooming for popping ON another dog in the waiting/play area.
My name is Griffon and I tried to open this door while no one was home without permission!
Our doggy Ramathorn cut his foot and had to be on sedatives. He was all doped up and it was hysterical until he peed on our bed.