I ate 30 ounces of honey and threw up all over mommy’s clean clothes
I try to take everything outside…including my mommy’s school books!
Our dog thinks he’s a mighty warrior, protector of all things front and back yard.
This is Lola, a 5 year old rescue cockatoo. We love her to pieces but, not only does she have the intelligence of a 4 yr old, she has the naughtiness of one. Every time we trim her nails she gets mad and destroys the things we like the most. Last time She chewed a hole in our leather sofa. She’s such a love sponge it’s impossible to stay mad at her.
I puked ALL OVER my owner’s bar exam books. A++ puke, would puke on again.
David sheds. A lot. And when he’s extra sheddy, he sits on the floor or on furniture and scratches himself until he makes a big pile of fur.
I eat the baby’s dirty diapers and then make my mom clean up my vomit. (Shreds of dirty diaper + barf = pure nastiness)
My little Pom Sophie tore open the trash sack and scattered trash all over the kitchen. Our big Pom, Edge, is blind but has a good sniffer so he helped as much as he could.
Moved the couch while cleaning and her secret stash was revealed.
“I like to poop while crossing the street, just love watching mommy trying to pick it up in the middle of traffic” – Agnes the French Bulldog often choses to poop in the middle of Copenhagen traffic.