Hi my name is Toni. I like to take long walks in the yard and not come in when I am called. Afterwards, or for that matter, anytime of the day, I enjoy licking. I lick the couch, I lick the floor, I lick my sisters face, I lick the cushions. My favorite place to lick is mommy’s sheets. I lick them real good so she has to sleep in a wet spot.
I celebrated my adoption by stealing a bottle of nail polish, a bottle of nail polish remover, the phone, a book, and a brand new box of tissues (carefully removing each one) and hiding them in my new mom’s bed.
Editor’s note: Congrats on your new adoption! We wish you many years of happiness and many more shames!
Kensie decided to make the couch more comfortable
No one will come over because I bite them.
Editor’s note: Maybe it’s time for some training lessons?
I unpacked my mom’s suitcase and made it into a bed, even though I already have three. I am not ashamed. – Princess Nellie
Princess Nellie has a cushy bed in every room of the house, but she decided that my suitcase would be much more comfy, so she threw my neatly packed clothes all over the room and climbed in. Sigh. A Princess will have her way. She is not ashamed.
Finnegan likes to throw his toys around the house. Well he got carried away one day with his plastic jolly ball and threw it at the tv.
“I broke Mommy & Daddy’s flat screen TV by playing ball in the house. I’m only ashamed they took my ball away! -Finnegan Appa (Yes, I throw the ball to myself, I am very talented)”
Our 6 year-old Samoyed, Zivah, likes to eat from the litter box.
Tango steals all socks- there are many missing pairs in our house since he has lived with us, it is his signature move.
I got into the trash, drug it all over the house and the yard, and I don’t even have enough shame to refrain from snuggling with the evidence.
Olive got hungry and decided to make the utility bill her afternoon snack.