My dog is not allowed on the second floor of our house, so I was suspicious when I heard her sneaking down the steps. I ran upstairs to find the remains of my daughter’s science experiment. The dog ate the control cupcakes and two covered in dish soap. Ugh!
Cleo the foxhound gets chased around the house by the Echo the tortoise. Echo’s shameful secret is that she eats earplugs and then poops them out whole.
I like to look in all the neighbor’s windows and bark at them while they are watching television. My mom says we have to move now.
Penny thought the most appropriate method to alarm her sleeping human about the 6.1 earthquake was to jump on her face and let out the deadliest of farts.
he ate my fish food and he’s not sorry
I can’t help it if I eat when I’m bored.
Me too, pug, me too…
“I’m perfect…But I’m so bad my parents bought a pet insurance policy!”
Our white terrier rescue Ozzie has been perfect from day one, but our second rescue Griff managed to eat a pack of sugar free gum, a three pound bag of chocolate chips, a caffeine pill, a bottle of xanax, an entire box of treats, a bag of protein powder – and much more all within a few months! After thousands in vet bills, we installed a very secure kitchen gate and wised up and insured (both) these pups. He’s not even a little sorry – but we love that ugly mug anyway!
Would ya look at how many flip flops I ate this summer! Two of the same pair even!!! Yum!! No Shame!! – Max
Bambam loves to go places, he just hates to walk.
My dog atoning on Yom Kippur