Remington loves digging in the gardens at Grandma and Grandpa’s house.

“You don’t need an electric blanket when you have a dog to keep your feet warm!” This is Hobie. She likes to hide under the bed. Apparently, she confused the cord for the electric blanket (not plugged in at the time) for a chew toy.  

“I wouldn’t stop scratching” Cooper, our rat terrier is an OCD – obsessive compulsive dog. He scratches his neck until he bleeds, so he has to wear cortizone 10, gauze, bandages, and the dreaded neck sock! How humiliating.

I’m very needy and whine any time my mom isn’t paying attention to me. As a result, she’s threatening to make a hot dog for lunch.

“I jump on Mommy’s head to get her out of bed in the morning! I’m so proud of myself when it works!!” Rodin says Hello from South Africa! and feels no shame at all.

Will clean litter 4 free!

I’ve used this puppet to amuse children in my photo studio for 18 yrs. A 2 yr old carried it to the living room where it fell victim to these punks.

Curly enjoys eating horse poop.

Spike likes to use the dogs as heated cushions. The dog in the photo is so ashamed that she asked me not to publish her name …

“I pee in other dogs’ food bowls” –Q the Dog