I ate a jar of Vaseline and pooped it out all over the carpet while dad was at a NYE Party.
“I rang in the new year by peeing on my friend’s couch.”
My friend and her husband invited Newton and I over this year for New Year’s Eve. Everything was going fine until out of nowhere, Newton jumped on the couch, looked at me, and peed. Newton’s New Year resolution? Show a little more class when visiting other people’s homes.
“I eat cat poop”
As you can see, Mickey has cat litter all over his nose and he’s drooling. I can’t turn my back for a second.
I like peeing on the doormat as i don’t like people coming over.
…and y made, I mean ate.
My name is Hank. I love going upstairs, but I’m too afraid to come back down.
Sorry Mom, I can’t stop running and I tore my ACL for the second time in 2 years!!!
Every walk we go on, our terrible terrier always manages to roll in some sort of poo! Whether it is geese, horse, fox or even another dogs! He just cant help himself, it’s just so irresistible!
Oliver is a 25 year old double yellow head amazon parrot who is a lot of fun and very sweet but does have the tendency to ventilate our walls when given the opportunity. Although she is a charming and beautiful companion parrots are not for everyone as they are loud, temperamental and can live just as long or longer then a human. We are her fifth (but hopefully last) home.
My new parents took me in when I had nowhere else to go. I showed my appreciation by eating this wall. Now my daddy says he wants pollo verde for dinner! I am a very naughty bird!
Gus Girl is a 3 year old GSD