She knows it’s wrong, but sleeps on her family’s furniture whenever they’re gone!
Beats up dogs for fun
Our Dog, Cope decided to chase a skunk the other night…As he turned to run the skunk proceeded to completely coat him! He did however enjoy licking up the tomato sauce from the bottom of the tub during the ENTIRE bath!
My names Denzil and I normally steal socks, but in the last couple of weeks I have decided to go for Mummy’s glasses when they are by her bed in the morning. Because she knows this, Mummy put them as high up as possible on a pile of books, but I still managed to get up on her desk and tack them.
“I chewed the veneer off a bookcase” – Bingo
My name is Otto, and I unrolled ALL of the toilet paper.
Murray the Newfoundland enjoys lazing on the cool kitchen tile, particularly in front of the sink, and particularly whenever I need to wash dishes. I’m pretty sure he’s quite proud of this.
I donate blood to dogs in need.
Remember Lola? Every time my mom leaves her new and expensive shoes near me I choose to eat them, the pricier the better.
“I steal everyone’s underwear then hide it in the teenage boy’s room so he gets the blame!”.
This is my dog Lucky. She takes great pride in stealing everyone’s underwear, then to make matters worse she takes her hoard of stolen undercrackers & hides them in my teenage sons room. For the longest time I thought the boy had an issue lol.