We threw these pumpkin seeds on the ground. (Now they’re all for us!)
Bella, our 6 year old Rotweiler, ate 42 lemon cupcakes off the kitchen counter while we were meeting the school bus. These were destined for the community dinner at our local church. When my wife entered the kitchen, she actually had a moment where she thought she hadn’t made the cupcakes, as all evidence (crumbs and wrappers) were gone. Bella’s large tummy and guilty look gave it away.
“My mom doesn’t believe me…. I swear it was Sasquatch who pooped on my Mom’s oriental rug….it wasn’t me!” Based upon the sheer size and volume of the poop, Sasquatch was the only possible other culprit. Due to the Newf’s decision to forego the ample hardwood flooring in the living room in favor of his mom’s oriental rug, a shaming was in order.
Storm came in from outside with something in her mouth. It didn’t liek what i t was when i pulled it out of her mouth with my bare hand. Wife though it was great.
“I ate all the eggs when my mom went to get the camera.” I was really excited about having fresh eggs from the new chickens but Mulvey was even more excited.
“My house was under attack by a new $700 Roomba. I saved us.”
Clearly a hate crime by a repeat offender. Sigh.
I hadn’t had a stake in a long time. So I purchased a nice T-bone and put it in a marinade. Went outside to turn the grill on and came In to find Kona enjoying my steak
I was SO hungry today I ate a while roll of TP and the holder. Now the TP has no home and mom is annoyed. I’m 11 but going on 11 months
Lulu thinks the whole world is her friend. Even after another dog tried to prove otherwise, leaving her with six stitches, she still tries to make friends with everyone and everything. The sign reads “The whole world is my friend, and 6 stitches can’t convince me otherwise. “
“I destroyed ALL The Things!” -Trigger-