I ate your phone cord. Now you can play with me forever. Wait, is that a cell phone charger….
I have my mum and dad search high and low for their shoes every single day! I feel no shame and keep on hiding them! Love Alfie x
I ate a double batch of blue corn pancake batter.
We’re all going to be sorry…
“Will listen for wontons!”
Moxie, an English Bulldog, has the breed’s trademark stubbornness down to an art. Yesterday, she was being quite the little brat, barking her head off (yet nothing appeased her!) and stealing shoes, so I told her if she could behave herself I’d give her a whole wonton when our Chinese arrived. She was a perfect angel from that moment on – until she got her wonton!
My name is Harley. Every chance I get, I sneak to my cat brother’s litter box, dig poop out all over the floor and eat as much as I can before I get caught. Shame on me…
Chopper just wanted to leave his mark on our special day. So he got into the leftover wedding favours (dark chocolate lollipops), ate them all, then wiped his adorable chocolate covered face all over his mom’s wedding gown. Now we’re using gift money for vet bills instead of the honeymoon!
“I like to sit in front of the fan and fart” – Oscar the wiener dog.
Sango, a terrier mix is sitting on a green chair. The sign reads, “I ate cat poop from the litter box. Then I vomited in the car. Mama vomited too.
I can’t get mad at this face.
I broke out of the backyard fence tonight and decided to barge into the neighbor’s house for refuge….all because of a bug zapper. Love, Wally (the cowardly beagle-basset)