My name is Bella Trouble. My mommy said I could be anything I want. I chose Spider-Man. Now I am in puppy jail. And my dream is dead.
Gunner, Pixie, and Paisley became bored when Mom went back to her teaching job at the end of summer. So they made their own fun! …with flour.
Crowder was so excited for his new nighttime friends, he didn’t even think to wake his owners up before they left with all the electronics.
I decided to “help” mom clean out the fridge.
I cleaned out a lot of old food out of the fridge this morning. The bag was too heavy to lift so I left it for Daddy. After coming back from an errand I found this. My year and a half old Goldendoodle, Dexter, totally demolished (as in there’s no proof it was ever in the garbage in the first place) a large bowl of spaghetti, two hot dogs, a WHOLE chicken (bones and all), a box of Oreos, and the leftover remnants of last nights full rack of ribs. This will be a VERY long day! I was just telling someone what a good boy he’s been….
My husband heard a noise in the kitchen and found our 2-year-old lab, Baxter, trying (unsuccessfully) to hid the proof that he had been in the trash can again.
Our 3 yr old Boxer/ Blue Heeler mix “Puppy” alternates between playfulness and jealousy when my infant grandson is over. Last night we had the baby overnight, and jealousy won. While we were sleeping, Puppy gathered up all of the baby’s pacifiers — including the ones in the diaper bag — and chewed them to shreds.
My parents had friends over. Silly kids left pizza box open. Who wants plain cheese when you can have spicy hot jalapeño pizza? My poor tummy. I threw up all over the house while my family was sleeping. I am sorry.
I like to race mom up the steps. Last night I tripped her and broke her foot. Now she needs a cast and I don’t get to go for a run in 8-12 weeks.
“I poop on yoga mats.”
According to my pug, Bunsen, there is nothing more zen than finding a huge pile of pug poop on your yoga mat after a long, stressful day at work. Namaste everyone!
I refuse to go potty in my own yard. -Macchi