My parents’ dog Olive is notorious for her bad table manners. Their dining room chairs have to be pushed in all the way or else this little thief jumps on the table and eats everything. Apparently someone forgot to push in their chair on Mother’s Day because we found Olive on the table snacking on the butter that had been left there.
Oh yeah, and one time she hopped on the table and peed on it in front of everyone. Good thing she’s cute.
“Mom baked me a loaf of bread but forgot to put it on the floor, so I jumped onto the counter and got it myself. I ate the whole thing.”
Sage devoured an entire loaf of white bread from off the kitchen counter. I didn’t even notice until my wife asked where it was, and we found a perfectly intact length of plastic wrap on the floor, dotted with crumbs. She wasn’t ashamed, but at least she was tidy…
My name is Mikey. I’m a brindle 5 yr old Staffy with beautiful eyelashes. Likes: squirrels, belly rubs, garbage, long walks (at sunset preferably). Dislikes: spiders, other dogs, mom and dad leaving me alone. Dog Zodiac Sign: Fruit Bat. Status: Fixed