I eat Acorns, and hide and hoard them in my bed! Then I barf!

I’m Reno, I follow everybody into the bathroom and stare as them so the feel uncomfortable.

My 20lb Mini Schnauzer, Samson, decided the top of my BRAND NEW table was a great location to look out the window. Too bad he decided to tap dance while he was up there and leave 6 inch long gouges all over the table.

“I think the dashboard of my mommy’s Beetle is the perfect spot to sit… so now I have to sit in a car seat.” Better safe than sorry. Editor’s note: Good job, mama! Dogs should always be in the back seat and buckled in for your safety and theirs!

I SMASH crock pots and eat ALL the stew. Love, Sarge the Great Dane.

Saw squirrel. Didn’t see fence.

I got into the closet and ate the bag of treats

Jax gets into lots of puppy shenanigans, but stealing my records crosses the line! I caught him red-pawed with my Depeche Mode record, then he tried to get it again while I was taking his picture! SMH

Nolan doesn’t let his “handicap” get in the way until he disagrees with mom and dad.

Orson: “I ate all the meatballs my mom made for dinner.” Dee Dee: “I can’t believe I didn’t think of it first.” We think Dee Dee, who failed to get any meatballs, actually felt the most shame. We were just hungry.