My parents had friends over. Silly kids left pizza box open. Who wants plain cheese when you can have spicy hot jalapeño pizza? My poor tummy. I threw up all over the house while my family was sleeping. I am sorry.
I like to race mom up the steps. Last night I tripped her and broke her foot. Now she needs a cast and I don’t get to go for a run in 8-12 weeks.
“I poop on yoga mats.”
According to my pug, Bunsen, there is nothing more zen than finding a huge pile of pug poop on your yoga mat after a long, stressful day at work. Namaste everyone!
I refuse to go potty in my own yard. -Macchi
I eat Raccoon poop and I LKE IT!
I am fostering two formerly feral kittens who are being socialized with people and dogs. My dog Lady loves the kittens and is very gentle with them. She usually exercises a lot of restraint when I feed them. I stepped out of the room for a moment and unfortunately left the crate door open. I returned to find her licking their bowl clean.
We have owned Stella, Clyde and Gerty all since they were babies. First Stella, 6 months later Clyde then a year later Gerty. Now with three black pugs it is kind of hard to tell who’s causing the trouble when we are not around, so no one gets scolded because they are too sneaky to do anything right in front of us!
“Mom looked really busy, so I decided to NOT let her know I needed to poop. She can thank me later” -Rosie
She was sitting right beside me and got up and went the bathroom in the living room…. my dog
On my morning walk, I peed on my brother’s head. Then I treated myself to a hot dog bun I found on the sidewalk.
Mom got me a new chew toy, but I chewed up the garbage instead.