“I broke a plate and ate my moms lunch off of it”
I expect my mom to give me manicures. I’m a diva.
Buster is a great (male) dog, but he demands to be pampered regularly.
The sign says it all,
Rambo = )
I tip over the bathroom trash can and shred the used tissues all over the floor.
I’m in time out in the trash can. And I’m mad.
I WILL STILL LICK IT. Can. You. Hear. Me. Now?
Our girl Molly likes to sleep on me while watching television.
My whole downstairs is wood. But when I get into the garbage and then get sick, I choose to go upstairs on the carpet to barf in 4 places. (Yes, I’m okay.)
Mommy was busy working from home today. I was in need of attention so I ate 2 gloves and this cheeky monkey. Not sorry-Delilah
And then I brush my tail in it.
I like to eat the windowsills instead of my bones.