Capone the pug thinks when it’s bath time it’s also snack time.. He’ll eat anything even bird food!
Worst day of my life.
Barney has hidden this avocado, a whole squash, countless tomatoes, and cucumbers all over my apartment. He then sits around gazing into and biting at thin air. I’ve discovered fruit flies. He is therefore the cause of and solution to, my fruit fly problem.
Night 3 of toddler bed transition Alee decides to take matters into her own hands.
“I steal my sister’s bed and make her sleep on the floor. I am a toddler bed stealing jerk.”
“I fell off the wagon today. I. Just couldn’t help myself, walls taste so good. I can’t be trusted. The worst part is I let my family down if I could take it all back…”
Zoe had gone four months without eating a hole in the wall. I guess she needed her fix. The shame in that poor pooch’s eyes.
This is Beatrice. She peed on the bath mat so she had to wear the sign. That look of shame and sadness is completely fake – she is not sorry and will do it again, most likely when we are about to host a dinner party.
“Fairies aren’t real anyways” – Kafrey and Six
I came home to find that *someone* ate their sister’s favorite new puzzle. (I put it together hoping that there wouldn’t be any missing pieces. No such luck.)
It was probably Six, but Kafrey won’t snitch. See you again in a couple days, Tink.
Whenever rocket dog does something naughty, I find the nearest human and whine until they follow me. He gets in trouble and I wait at the cookie jar for a reward.
In the past two days I have eaten two of the three branches of this plant…not to mention two pair of underwear, two pair of boxers, and two litter boxes of kitty treats. Want two kisses?
I ate half the sofa, so it was removed from the lounge….I waited 2 months before I attacked the other half of the sofa.