Notice the paw placement in the picture….my mom should have known better!

My name is Cullen, and I poop on the sidewalk outside our new house (AFTER long walks). I’m not sorry.

This is our 6year-old Golden Retriever and she is crazy for Green Coconuts! I kill coconuts and leave the crime scene for mom to clean up Love Lucky / Love from Brasil!

What happens when mom leaves me by myself and the patio door is open, I’m not sorry.

My 10 week old puppy discovered the toilet paper today…

“I ate the rug” Just three weeks before we are putting our house on the market, and the rug makes the room look SO much better. Not so much now.

Genny (pronounced Jenny) ate an entire 6″ sub sandwich that she stole from her brother while he was in another room.

This is Jefferson, he bullied our cleaning ladies so badly they couldn’t clean the house and had to leave a note telling us they will no longer clean our house if Jefferson isn’t crated!

Mom bought this bear for “Toys for Tots.” Yep, we stole from needy kids. Merry Christmas, Mitch & Ellie.

I ate my owner’s glasses, lenses included, because I am a nugget.