Jolie waits until we leave the house to do a food sweep every day. I’ve gotten really good about picking up anything that remotely smells like food but forgot about the pop tarts I put in my daughter’s College Care Package. The box was triple taped but she managed to break in. I found it hiding underneath a table in a corner. She went right for the Pop Tarts and has been pooping them for the past 48 hours. She is right, I am still mad at her but am glad that she seems to be feeling better.
Rocco loves to scent roll. He has to make sure it gets on his collar too. Nasty!
Meet Bella. The least-guilty, burrito eating Rat-Cha in the West!
My name is Raina and I ate all of the boxtops that we saved for my human brother’s school. It was fun to spread them all over the house like confetti. And I swallowed the ones that really smelled like food! No, I’m not really ashamed.
“I helped unpack the food shopping – the ham and turkey breast slices were the BEST!! – Never ashamed. Charlie B.”
Oh dear…I left the shopping bags on the floor and went upstairs to change the baby for just too long and Mr Brown our spaniel just couldn’t resist the opportunity for a feast. Well the floor is his domain after all…looks like Daddy will be having tinned tuna in his sandwiches all week!!
I love my new mom and dad so much I repaid them by tearing into the arm of their living room chair with my razor sharp claws. What does dad mean when he says if I don’t knock it off, I’m going to the v-e-t? I’m only 3, I can’t spell!
I thought dad’s dress pants needed alterations before they went to the cleaners.
“Hi! Maddie here!
Today I ate my mom’s pads. My roommate’s mom was NOT impressed.
I also discovered that, for some reason, I really dig gluten-free flour.”
Our 5 month old English bulldog loves & craves attention! But when she gets excited, she shows it by peeing all over the place! And it doesn’t matter where she is! On this day she wanted attention from our UPS driver, so she climbed into the truck, but when the UPS driver started loving her up, I saw a waterfall of pee come down the stairs of the truck!
“We thought Mom bought this puppet as our replacement, so we took care of it ourselves. We are so not sorry.”
Our three labradoodles, (note the one in the back with no dignity) hate my daughter’s puppet so much, we had to put it on a high shelf where they couldn’t reach it. They found a way to get to it and murdered the poor toy.