This is Baloo, my Black and Tan Piebald Dachshund. He will fart in the vehicle EVERY TIME to get me to roll down the window, even when it’s -30C (-22F) outside. I have to keep the window locks on, because he figured out how to use the window buttons!
“I fart in the truck, so mommy has to roll down the window (even in the dead of winter!) “
My 2 year old Husky, Sky, has a strange obsession with plants, so I probably should have known better than to leave her home alone with this one (thank goodness I made sure it wasn’t poisonous before I brought it in the house). When I started to clean the mess up, she got quite mad and tried to protect her work from the evil vacuum. Guess she was really proud of herself! In my mind I’m seeing myself as a toddler, showing my mother the art I had just drawn all over her new wallpaper with my permanent marker. Now I know how she must have felt.
Turns out skunks don’t hibernate in Colorado. Atlas had the time of his life, as he just got a 1.5 hour long bath (don’t let this picture fool you). All I can do at this point is laugh…and make my dog a star on dog shaming!
P.S. Special shoutout to my cousins who actually had the recipe for the deskunking solution in their cookbook!
Lucy my chihuahua was being naughty today! She pulled avocados right out of her dad’s sandwich, and left the rest. The other dog had an accident in the house and she was caught licking it’s poop. And then she threw up.
Editor’s note: The toxicity levels for dogs and cats ingesting avocado is very low to none at all.
My name is Diesel and I don’t care if I ruin my hedgehogs. All I care about is their delicious noses! However, I do feel extremely guilty when confronted by my mom about the situation.
“I rip the nose off every toy I own, including these hedgehogs – forcing my mom to continually sew their faces shut again.”
Came home one day and there was a small hole in the couch. Came home the next day, and there was a pile of couch stuffing on the floor next to the couch. Came home the next day, and there was stuffing thrown EVERYWHERE! This morning, came out to find Molly sleeping in her destruction. What a jerk…