I caught a lizard & brought it inside while it was still alive & set it free. My owner then had to spend 20 minutes moving furniture searching for it. It was worth it!!
“I ATE 3 BIG STEAKS OFF THE DINING ROOM TABLE WHEN MY HUNGRY FAMILY WASN’T LOOKING. I KNEW IT WAS WRONG AND I DID IT ANYWAY.” Finn can’t help himself, he will scavenge any food left within reach as soon as your back is turned. We had salad.
I pood on a coiled extension cord. Actually it was diarrhea. And while my mom cleaned all 50 feet of it, I ripped down the shower curtain and peed on it.
Reggie has to lick everything no matter what it is!
We have never purchased a tennis ball for Dutch. Ever. However, he has tennis balls stashed all over our yard and garage. No matter how many cool toys we buy for him, the dirty tennis balls will always be his favourite!
Lucy ate her momma’s cinnamon roll.
I pooped in Conners room and tried to blame the puppy.
Hi I am Mary Jane. I bark all the time and make disgusting noises under my owner’s bed so they can’t sleep
I think it’s fun to roll in big wet piles of bird poop!
“I ate an entire frozen Quiche off of the counter,
then farted stinky farts the whole next day….”